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7 Words We Can’t Use Anymore Thanks to the Internet

Thanks to people like me and you, the English language is constantly being buggered every which way. When fools aren’t stomping it to unrecognizable pieces in text messages and Facebook updates, the rest of us are tittering at words that used to b…

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Filthy Limericks for All Occasions

posted 08/27/2012
by Ian Fortey

You know what we don’t have enough of? Dirty limericks.

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5 Curiously Obscene Fruits

posted 08/02/2012
by Ian Fortey

Everyone loves a picture gallery of green peppers that look vaguely like penis or boobs. Except me! When I want obscene fruits and veggies, I go to the source. Mother Nasty Nature. She’s a saucy old tart and she can give you the goods. Just loo…

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(Not for the) Family Feud

posted 12/07/2011
by Ian Fortey

If you’re employed or festooned with things like pride and friends, you may not watch as much Family Feud as you could. And you may also be unaware of the following facts; • Family Feud predates TV. It was originally a radio show and before that a …

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The 10 Dirtiest Places in Your House

posted 10/28/2011
by Ian Fortey

According to the CDC, you are disgusting. Everything you do is repugnant in every way and this is demonstrated by the sheer volume of filth and awfulness in your home. But don’t feel bad, it’s just as revolting in everyone else’s house. Except o…

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The Top 10 Dirtiest Hotels in America: A Holy Taco Rundown

posted 01/25/2011
by Ian Fortey

Any good hotel should be a little gross, else why are you banging so many hookers there? But there’s a definite gross threshold you never really want to cross. For instance, if you go into your room and there’s DNA everywhere, that’s bad. If the…

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An Open Letter to the Users of the Mall Restroom

posted 11/05/2010
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Dear Filth Peddlers, I want to thank you for all the work you guys have been doing, fellow washroom users and the remarkable custodial staff here at Oakview Mall. You guys are stupendous. I mean, I can finger paint with blood and stool if I need …

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5 People Who Are Probably Responsible for the Bedbug Epidemic

posted 09/20/2010
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As those of you who spend your days closely monitoring parasites know, there is a bedbug epidemic sweeping our great nation. After being nearly eradicated in the U.S. after World War II, the insects known as Cimex Lectularius are back, and this tim…

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FISTS OF FURY: THE 5 DIRTIEST PLACES TO LAND A PUNCH

posted 06/25/2010
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This here be guest article by Brendan McGinley. Let’s get ready to rumble. A good rule of thumb for most of us who aren’t already affiliated with the UFC is to never get in a fight. No one attacks another human being to spre…

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Right Down Santa Claus Lane

posted 12/09/2009
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Holly Sampson’s Tiger Woods Sex Story [video] (TotalProSports) How To Pick Up Artsy Girls (MadeMan) Google Satellite Loves Nascar (AllLeftTurns) Sorcerors Apprentice Trailer!!! (ScreenJunkies) The Worlds Strongest M…

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