Thanks to people like me and you, the English language is constantly being buggered every which way. When fools aren’t stomping it to unrecognizable pieces in text messages and Facebook updates, the rest of us are tittering at words that used to b…
Everyone loves a picture gallery of green peppers that look vaguely like penis or boobs. Except me! When I want obscene fruits and veggies, I go to the source. Mother Nasty Nature. She’s a saucy old tart and she can give you the goods. Just loo…
If you’re employed or festooned with things like pride and friends, you may not watch as much Family Feud as you could. And you may also be unaware of the following facts;
• Family Feud predates TV. It was originally a radio show and before that a …
According to the CDC, you are disgusting. Everything you do is repugnant in every way and this is demonstrated by the sheer volume of filth and awfulness in your home. But don’t feel bad, it’s just as revolting in everyone else’s house. Except o…
Any good hotel should be a little gross, else why are you banging so many hookers there? But there’s a definite gross threshold you never really want to cross. For instance, if you go into your room and there’s DNA everywhere, that’s bad. If the…
Dear Filth Peddlers,
I want to thank you for all the work you guys have been doing, fellow washroom users and the remarkable custodial staff here at Oakview Mall. You guys are stupendous. I mean, I can finger paint with blood and stool if I need …
As those of you who spend your days closely monitoring parasites know, there is a bedbug epidemic sweeping our great nation. After being nearly eradicated in the U.S. after World War II, the insects known as Cimex Lectularius are back, and this tim…
This here be guest article by Brendan McGinley. Let’s get ready to rumble.
A good rule of thumb for most of us who aren’t already affiliated with the UFC is to never get in a fight. No one attacks another human being to spre…
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