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25 Things That Will Give You Hepatitis

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Happy Valentine’s Day! Did you know hepatitis is an inflammation of the liver and there’s like a dozen different kinds of hepatitis, some viral and some not and that it’s totally way more common than you thought? What we’re…

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The Morning Jolt – Jon Dore has an STD

The Morning Jolt – Jon Dore has an STD

If you haven’t seen the Jon Dore Television Show, do yourself a favor and track it down,it’s hilarious. And now, for the viewers who aren’t German, a trip to the STD clinic.

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Too Much Fast Food Causes What?

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Fast food is heroic. Yesterday I read that a marathon runner was planning on training for a whole month by eating nothing but McDonalds. See what he did there? It’s like Super Size Me, only for winners instead of whiners. Suck it, Spurlock. Whi…

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Sunshine on a Dog’s Behind: The Upside of Parasites

Sunshine on a Dog’s Behind:  The Upside of Parasites

In an effort to squelch the rampant negativity in the world, Holy Taco is endeavoring to bring some positivity to your life. And to make it extra easy on you, we’re going to tackle some of the world’s more downbeat topics, the crappy t…

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The STD Diaries

The STD Diaries

STD’s are all the rage these days, just about everyone’s got one. But is it all glitz and glamour and discharge? No, it sure isn’t. While the glitterati is out flaunting their syphilis and their gonorrhea and their HPV, way off…

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8 Terrible Valentine’s Day Diseases

8 Terrible Valentine’s Day Diseases

If you like your girlfriend, it’s difficult to figure out what you should get her for Valentine’s Day.  If you hate your girlfriend, then it’s really easy to figure out what to do: just give her one of these horrific love-born…

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Just Eat Around It

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Holy Taco Presents: The AIDS Meme

Holy Taco Presents: The AIDS Meme

Today is World AIDS Day. We thought we should do our part to spread the word about the most horrific disease ever encountered by mankind, and when it comes to the internet, there’s no better way to spread information than with a meme. We’…

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It’s Official: 25% Of Teenage Girls Are Skanky

It’s Official: 25% Of Teenage Girls Are Skanky

If you’re about to have sex with a teenage girl, you may want to go find a Cougar, a MILF, a GILF or possibly even a DILF. According to MSNBC: Researchers at the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention found at least one in 4 teena…

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