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Modern Nostalgia: Blowing In To Video Game Cartridges

As we get older we pine for the simplicity of the past. We hold the things of old near and dear to our hearts, even though we understand that some of those things have aged like yogurt in a tanning bed. Even though some of the toys and gizmos of ou…

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Wanna Slap An Endangered Seal? That’ll Cost You $100

posted 06/27/2011
by Luis Prada

You don’t get many chances in life to bitchslap a seal right across its slippery little face. You don’t really encounter them very often outside of the context of an aquarium — but when you seem them there, balancing large rubber balls on the…

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Drugs in your Butt? Old School. Drugs in Coloring Book? New Hotness

posted 03/31/2011
by Luis Prada

The key to being a good drug mule is innovation. Sure, you may like that new Lady Gaga single a bunch, but if you hear it 1,000 times it’s going to get stale and predictable. The same applies to shoving drugs in your pooper. Eventually, the cops w…

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When Amusement Rides Attack!

posted 01/10/2011
by Jim Tews

If I told you the car you were driving was put together by a gypsy who fingered his family members, smelled like booze, and didn’t believe in reading, you probably wouldn’t want to ride it anymore. But every summer bajillions (estimated…

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Beijing Shijingshan Amusement Park: Most Blatant Rip Off Of Anything Ever

posted 09/01/2010
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Every Chinatown on earth is known for one thing: the easy procurement of terrible knock-offs. With this international legacy in mind, the country of China decided to show Chinatowns across the global how knock off were done by taking the conc…

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The Ring Is On Her Left Hand…

posted 08/31/2009
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Inner Monologue of Stan Lee, While Signing His Marvel Empire Over to Disney

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YES. 4 BILLION F*CKING DOLLARS. Suck on that, kids who used to make fun of me in high school for drawing pictures of dudes in leotards all day! Look who’s rolling in it now! Dolla dolla bills, y’all! How man…

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He Really Is A Beast

posted 05/11/2009
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Disney LOVES Kids A Little Too Much

posted 04/29/2008
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The picture above is part of a group of advertisements MADE BY Disney that are being used by the Shanghai Zhenxin Garment Company to sell Disney clothes in China. TMZ has the rest of the pictures (there’s 15) and reports: TMZ has turned up D…

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Please. No More High School Musicals

posted 04/08/2008
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Remember back in high school when you’d walk down the halls and break into song and dance? No? Yeah, me either. I remember one kid did it once and two football players grabbed him and pinned him to the ground as a third player farted direc…

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Modern Nostalgia: Blowing In To Video Game Cartridges

Wanna Slap An Endangered Seal? That’ll Cost You $100

Drugs in your Butt? Old School. Drugs in Coloring Book? New Hotness

When Amusement Rides Attack!

Beijing Shijingshan Amusement Park: Most Blatant Rip Off Of Anything Ever

The Ring Is On Her Left Hand…

Inner Monologue of Stan Lee, While Signing His Marvel Empire Over to Disney

He Really Is A Beast

Disney LOVES Kids A Little Too Much

Please. No More High School Musicals

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