Divorce – Holytaco

What Will Become of Ashton Kutcher After His Divorce?

Ashton Kutcher is no longer part of Hollywood power couple who-gives-a-shit couple Ashmi Kutchmoore. People called them that, right? Doesn’t matter, he’s just Kelso again. You and I may have been aware their marriage ended weeks ago after Kutche…

Read Full Article

How a Kardashian Understands Love

posted 11/02/2011
by Ian Fortey

This week’s big news for people who can’t stomach news that affects real people in any appreciable way is the divorce of Kim Kardashian from her man-Kardashian. After a rollercoaster 72 days and several million dollars worth of passion, it is to b…

Read Full Article

Possible Reasons Why Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Are Getting Divorced, In Infographic Form

posted 10/31/2011
by Luis Prada

I’m sorry. This…this is a tough article to write, you guys. For a whole 72 days, all was right with the world, with the possible exception of all the things that have been royally screwed up for years and years. For a whole 72 days Kim Kardashian…

Read Full Article

25 Potential Reasons Why Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver Seperated

posted 05/10/2011
by Ian Fortey

schwarzenegger posing with girl and wine

After many long years of marriage, the former governor and the Kennedy are calling it quits. We’re not saying it has anything to do with Schwarzenegger’s reputation as a serial groper party boy or anything, but we’re not not sayi…

Read Full Article

Flowchart for Determining if You Should Get a Divorce

posted 08/17/2009
by ywang

Being married is a lot like watching a Twin Peaks marathon: it’s very confusing, there’s a constant sense of impending doom, and sometimes, no matter how hard you try, you just can’t get through it. There are a few key factor…

Read Full Article

4 Reasons Your Parents Divorce Was Your Fault

posted 10/21/2008
by

When your parents get divorced, they’re quick to tell you “it’s not your fault, mommy and daddy just grew apart. We’re here to tell you it probably was your fault. Here’s 4 reasons why. 1. You Did A Bunch Of Stupid S…

Read Full Article

Who Wants To Sex Mutom…I Mean Murray?

posted 05/29/2008
by

Looks like Bill Murray is going to make a great catch for any lucky lady who wants to fall in love with a hilarious guy who loves pot, booze and kicking. According to latimes.com: The wife of entertainer Bill Murray has filed for divorce after near…

Read Full Article

Star Jones Single! Unbelievable But True!

posted 04/22/2008
by

Once when I was 9, I was at the county fair, and the dude operating the bumper cars had a weird boil/zit type thing on his face that looked like it was going to burst and his wife came up and popped it, and then wiped the stuff that came out of it …

Read Full Article

Robin Williams Gets Divorced

posted 03/25/2008
by

You know how when you see Robin Williams on a talk show it’s like he was fired out of a cannon while snorting a thousand pounds of cocaine, then after the interview’s over you have to turn your TV off because even hearing a sound might …

Read Full Article

What Will Become of Ashton Kutcher After His Divorce?

How a Kardashian Understands Love

Possible Reasons Why Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Are Getting Divorced, In Infographic Form

25 Potential Reasons Why Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver Seperated

Flowchart for Determining if You Should Get a Divorce

4 Reasons Your Parents Divorce Was Your Fault

Who Wants To Sex Mutom…I Mean Murray?

Star Jones Single! Unbelievable But True!

Robin Williams Gets Divorced

Photo of the Day

Best of Taco