DMX Is One Big Cup Of Crazy

In a recent interview, DMX made it clear that he’s not really following the presidential race very much. (Warning: You are about to read the greatest interview of all time.) According to thedailyswarm.com:

XXL Magazine: Are you following the presidential race?
DMX: Not at all.

You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
His name is Barack?!

Barack Obama, yeah.
Barack?!

Barack.
What the f*** is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?

Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
Barack Obama?

Yeah.
What the f***?! That ain’t no f***in’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the f*** outta here.

You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
I ain’t really paying much attention.

I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…
Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the f***, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his f***in’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your f***in’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.

So you’re not following the race. You can’t vote right?
Nope.

I understand that maybe I watch a little too much television. But I didn’t think it was possible to live in the US and not have even HEARD of Barack Obama. This means he never watches TV, listens to the radio, reads the newspaper or talks to anyone who has any awareness of the world around them. What else hasn’t he heard of? Computers? Sandwiches? Dirt? This has been the biggest news story for the last year. I don’t understand. I just don’t understand.

Read the full interview here.

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