We scan through thousands of videos a day here at Holy Taco, and sometimes... well, sometimes the best thing on any particular day is just simple video of a dog walking upright, milking a talking goat. Kid Gets Tasered Again (TotallyCrap)Sexy Asa Akira Gallery (AskMen)Monica Carvalho Is HOT (DoubleViking)Turkish Demolition Gone...

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You can learn a lot about a girl by what kind of pet she has.  Whether it's a dog, a parrot, or a goldfish, her pet sends a particular message, but what she thinks it says and what it actually says can be vastly different.  Here's what her pet really...

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Letters are a good way to communicate with people that you, for one reason or another, can't have a face-to-face interaction with.  This can be particularly effective when you're dealing with someone who is incredibly annoying.  Here are some letters that we'd like to send to some particularly frustrating people:       

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 My dad used to think that our dog was a genius because it would make up games and force him to play them.  Like, he would be in the backyard playing with the dog, and then she would go and hide behind a tree. Then, when my dad went to...

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I have so many questions about this video.  Is it real, or fake?  What is the guy doing on the computer?  We may never discover the answers to these questions, but one thing I'm sure of is that this video is totally worth the 45 seconds of setup.  

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 Anytime your 16-year-old son comes down with a case of the Clap, make sure you take him to the vet to get checked out. It's what any responsible son owner would do.  Other Crap To Look At:Sexy College Girl Match Up (CollegeHumor)5 Skanks Who Changed History (Cracked)Compilation Of Hot Redheads (Asylum)Dirty...

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A flowchart is a really great way to understand how things work.  A couple weeks ago we showed you how 90% of all pornos work.  Today we decided that as a dog owner, you may want to know why your dog behaves the way he does, at the dog park.   Please...

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 The only impression my dog can do is of a dog taking a shit on the floor. Other crap to look at:The new Miss America is kind of ripped (asylum)Snowboarding the Russian way (totallycrap)Strip Club manager shot (nothingtoxic)Pamela Anderson in short shorts (drw)Final countdown with only trombones (iambored)Stephanie is a cute...

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