Just to clarify, we’re not saying you can’t say these things, just maybe never on a first date until you’ve established some kind of proper rapport that supports such things. Also, last minute edit, I’m told I lifted this idea from Whose Line is it…
I can’t help but wonder how it came to be that this man discovered his dog ate food whole, was able to puke it up whole, and could somehow be directed to regurgitate it whole as well.
It’s been long said that the Snuggie is a completely useless product purchased mainly by idiots that are bothered by the brisk drafts that billow in through the cracks beneath their outhouse doors as they watch marathons of The Cake Boss. But it’s …
Vladimir is one of those public figures that I know nothing about, other than the fact that he can probably kill most humans by wrapping his legs around their necks and choking them out with the triangulated pressure of his two thighs and his one s…
Some people are fully functioning members of society, complete with jobs, steady relationships, and sanity. Other people are retarded and want to legally change their name to Boomer The Dog, because they feel they’re more dog than human.
Real Life Dober-Man is the Creepiest Thing U Will See – Watch more horror
This video has been out a couple of days now and nothing you say or do with it makes it any less disturbing, nor does it become any less obvious upon multiple viewings t…
Normally, when a dog bites a person, that dog get’s a spanking or it gets yelled at, but Jerry Douthett should be lavishing his dog Kiko with gifts, doggy spa treatments, and food fit for a doggy king, because by biting him, Kiko saved Jerry&…
We can’t choose our families, but nowadays, in this ultra-sleek modern world of fancy touch screen phones, flying cars, and full meals in pill form, we can certainly choose the look of our family. And that ‘s really all that matters, is…
People love pets, because pets fill huge, empty holes in our souls that were dug out by years of parental neglect and being forced to eat stale bread and leather scraps in our tiny rooms under the stairs while we prayed to our Matchbox cars,…