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25 Things You Can Say To Your Dog but Not Your Date

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Just to clarify, we’re not saying you can’t say these things, just maybe never on a first date until you’ve established some kind of proper rapport that supports such things. Also, last minute edit, I’m told I lifted this idea from Whose Line is it…

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RIP Official Holy Taco Dog (1999-2011)

RIP Official Holy Taco Dog (1999-2011)

The Morning Jolt – Revenge of the Hot Dog

The Morning Jolt – Revenge of the Hot Dog

I can’t help but wonder how it came to be that this man discovered his dog ate food whole, was able to puke it up whole, and could somehow be directed to regurgitate it whole as well.

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

“Sweet Dog” Reporter Fail – Watch more Funny Videos What an adorable little pooch!

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Things You Can Do With The Electronic Snuggie: An Owner’s Guide

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It’s been long said that the Snuggie is a completely useless product purchased mainly by idiots that are bothered by the brisk drafts that billow in through the cracks beneath their outhouse doors as they watch marathons of The Cake Boss. But it’s …

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Help Name Vladimir Putin’s Dog

Help Name Vladimir Putin’s Dog

Vladimir is one of those public figures that I know nothing about, other than the fact that he can probably kill most humans by wrapping his legs around their necks and choking them out with the triangulated pressure of his two thighs and his one s…

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Crazy Guy Wants To Change Name To “Boomer The Dog”, Is Unemployed…Obviously

Crazy Guy Wants To Change Name To “Boomer The Dog”, Is Unemployed…Obviously

Some people are fully functioning members of society, complete with jobs, steady relationships, and sanity. Other people are retarded and want to legally change their name to Boomer The Dog, because they feel they’re more dog than human.

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25 Things Creepier than the Dober-Man

25 Things Creepier than the Dober-Man

Real Life Dober-Man is the Creepiest Thing U Will See – Watch more horror This video has been out a couple of days now and nothing you say or do with it makes it any less disturbing, nor does it become any less obvious upon multiple viewings t…

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Dog Bites Man, Saves Man’s Life

Dog Bites Man, Saves Man’s Life

Normally, when a dog bites a person, that dog get’s a spanking or it gets yelled at, but Jerry Douthett should be lavishing his dog Kiko with gifts, doggy spa treatments, and food fit for a doggy king, because by biting him, Kiko saved Jerry&…

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Becoming The Perfect Family UnitThrough Plastic Surgery

Becoming The Perfect Family UnitThrough Plastic Surgery

We can’t choose our families, but nowadays, in this ultra-sleek modern world of fancy touch screen phones, flying cars, and full meals in pill form, we can certainly choose the look of our family. And that ‘s really all that matters, is…

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What Your Pet Says About You

What Your Pet Says About You

  People love pets, because pets fill huge, empty holes in our souls that were dug out by years of parental neglect and being forced to eat stale bread and leather scraps in our tiny rooms under the stairs while we prayed to our Matchbox cars,…

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