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7 GIFs of Dogs Humping Things

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Finally, that whole stupid Super Bowl thing is over. Now we can get back to filling our brains with real, important information. We’ll now all be looking elsewhere for high-quality entertainment. That’s why you’re here, isn’t…

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25 Animals Dressed Like People

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Do you know what’s more awesome than a monkey in pants? Neither do we.

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25 Dogs to Make You Jealous

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They say dogs are man’s best friend, but the little jerks really manage to horn in on the ladies all innocent-like. I think there’s a word for that…

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HaHa! Let’s All Laugh At This Girl For Giving The Wrong Answer!

HaHa! Let’s All Laugh At This Girl For Giving The Wrong Answer!

Hahaha! What a dumbass! Can you believe that this “smart” teenage Jeopardy! participant didn’t know the subtitle of a terrible movie that has a 13% on Rotten Tomatoes? Geez, how big of an idiot is she? Probably a big one. She may be waving her giga…

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25 Extreme Dog Haircuts

25 Extreme Dog Haircuts

You may not be aware of this, because why would you be, but there’s an entire sub culture of people out there who like to turn their dogs into walking graffiti by giving them preposterous, decorative haircuts. Look at the expressions of utte…

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25 Smiling Dogs

25 Smiling Dogs

If you’ve never seen a dog smile you’ve never experienced the exhilarating rush of not being quite sure if it means the animal is happy or has achieved a dangerous new level of intelligence and is now finalizing plans for your death.

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25 Fearless Flying Dogs

25 Fearless Flying Dogs

Hey, Monorail cat…suck it.

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Michael Vick: Mans Best Friend – Watch more Funny Videos Michael Vick’s heart has grown three sizes or so. He’s America’s sweetheart again!

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I F***ing Hate Halloween

I F***ing Hate Halloween

By Mr. Tinylegs God damn, do I hate Halloween. I hate it so f***ing much! I hate it more than cats! I hate it more than the friggen vacuum cleaner! I hate it more than that dude who shows up once a day and shoves paper through that slot in the door…

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The 10 Most Exciting Alternate Uses for a Fleshlight

The 10 Most Exciting Alternate Uses for a Fleshlight

In my capacity as a website editor, I’m sometimes offered products that the makers would like me to promote. Often I will turn down these offers because I can’t think of any way to spin duvet covers into an interesting article. But on…

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Man’s Best Friend

Man’s Best Friend

  Dogs are man’s best friend and the reason we call them that is they are always ready to listen to what their owner says. This dog is a terrible example of that.   33 Hot Baseball Girls (TotalProSports) Amazing Sandwich Art Creatio…

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