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Actual Chupacabra Captured Alive in Texas, You Guys

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It’s not a dog. It’s not a raccoon. By process of elimination, it is El Chupacabra.

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The 5 Most Badass Rare Dogs in the World

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Everyone likes dogs, except a large portion of society who prefer cats or no animals at all. No one prefers fish because that would be idiotic. Fish are barely event things. That said, while most of us are aware of the usual kinds of dogs in the …

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7 Kinds of Pet Videos on Youtube

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The internet is a solid 70% pet videos, the rest of it is useless government websites, flash games, porn, Holy Taco, and instructional videos on DIY home projects. People just really love uploading millions of inane pet videos and all of them genera…

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Sam Jackson Wants You To Pick Up After Your Dog

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Sam Jackson, consummate narrator of children’s books and commercials urging you to vote, now wants you to be a responsible pet owner.

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7 GIFs of Dogs Humping Things

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Finally, that whole stupid Super Bowl thing is over. Now we can get back to filling our brains with real, important information. We’ll now all be looking elsewhere for high-quality entertainment. That’s why you’re here, isn’t…

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25 Animals Dressed Like People

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Do you know what’s more awesome than a monkey in pants? Neither do we.

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25 Dogs to Make You Jealous

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They say dogs are man’s best friend, but the little jerks really manage to horn in on the ladies all innocent-like. I think there’s a word for that…

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HaHa! Let’s All Laugh At This Girl For Giving The Wrong Answer!

HaHa! Let’s All Laugh At This Girl For Giving The Wrong Answer!

Hahaha! What a dumbass! Can you believe that this “smart” teenage Jeopardy! participant didn’t know the subtitle of a terrible movie that has a 13% on Rotten Tomatoes? Geez, how big of an idiot is she? Probably a big one. She may be waving her giga…

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25 Extreme Dog Haircuts

25 Extreme Dog Haircuts

You may not be aware of this, because why would you be, but there’s an entire sub culture of people out there who like to turn their dogs into walking graffiti by giving them preposterous, decorative haircuts. Look at the expressions of utte…

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25 Smiling Dogs

25 Smiling Dogs

If you’ve never seen a dog smile you’ve never experienced the exhilarating rush of not being quite sure if it means the animal is happy or has achieved a dangerous new level of intelligence and is now finalizing plans for your death.

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25 Fearless Flying Dogs

25 Fearless Flying Dogs

Hey, Monorail cat…suck it.

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