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And This Is What The Joker Would Look Like If He Were A Creepy Baby Doll

Hey, remember how Heath Ledger’s portrayal of the Joker in The Dark Knight was really creepy and unnerving? Yeah, well, now it’s a baby. Ha! Now try to get to sleep! We’re just layering creepy on top of creepy at this point because we’ve gotten tir…

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The Marketing Meeting To Decided How To Package The Guidette Love Doll

posted 11/29/2010
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Charles: Alright, so, the next item on the list is the Guidette Love Doll. Now, we have the box art squared away: a girl that, even though she looks like a whore, looks significantly less whore-ish than Snooki, which I think is a compliment, and a …

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Profiles In Creepiness: Reborn Dolls

posted 10/26/2010
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As humans, we at Holy Taco will, on occasion, vomit. It’s usually because we’ve confused the Jack Daniels with Drain-O, ate a hot dog with a green-ish hue, or shoved our fingers down our throats because we’re too fat. Rarely do we…

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The Day I Met Lil Kim

posted 07/14/2010
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It was dark. Because it was night, and the Earth rotates away from the sun when that happens. Luckily for us, Ben Johnson invented electricity. I was enjoying a drink at a random bar downtown as I planned to head towards the old, abandoned house…

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Racism: Get Em While They’re Young and They’ll Never Know It’s Terrible

posted 10/19/2009
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Justin and Johnny: The Pole Dance Doll

posted 09/03/2009
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Here at Holy Taco, we frequently get off topic when we’re discussing things. Today Justin Thomas and Johnny Wickham had a lively conversation over AIM that pretty much sums up what we do 8 hours a day.

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Do You Keep The Ginger Baby Hair Trimmings?

posted 08/05/2009
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