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What Your Sex Toy Says About You

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Say, you like treating your body like an amusement park, right? Sure you do! It’s the reason we all have dongs and lady dongs, whatever those may be. But is there some secret to what rubber or plaster widget makes your gitch twitch? Is there a hi…

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Cabbage Patch Kids: Forever Creepy

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Now that the worst Oscars ever are over, and all the world’s problems are solved, we can go back to focusing on nostalgia! Let’s talk about Cabbage Patch Kids. Remember those? Remember how weird-looking they were? Do you even know where…

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Goodbye Innocence. Hello Dolls Made Out Of Animal Parts.

Goodbye Innocence. Hello Dolls Made Out Of Animal Parts.

  I don’t always understand "art," but I do understand "terrifying dolls that will haunt my dreams until I die." And these dolls made out of real animal parts in artist Heide Hatry’s new "Heads and Tales&qu…

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Hong Kong Family Planning Dolls

Hong Kong Family Planning Dolls

  Today is HolyTaco’s Christmas party so we’re going to be posting a little lighter than usual (our Christmas party consists of 14 cans of Schlitz and a stale packet of oyster crackers), but I thought this was worth seeing. I’…

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Creepy Dolls and People Who Pretend They’re Human

Creepy Dolls and People Who Pretend They’re Human

I think we can all agree that dolls are creepy. Like, crap your pants creepy if you’ve ever seen one in the middle of the night standing beside your bed holding a glock to your head. Well, just when you think dolls or the people who buy them …

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