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Holy Taco Predicts The Winner Of The Super Bowl

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There was that octopus that predicted the winner of the World Cup. There’s a porcupine that predicted the winner of this year’s Super Bowl…and also a gorilla, some orangutans, and cats. It seems everybody has a precognitive beast that can accu…

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All I Want For Christmas Is To Be A Human Dolphin with the Flyboard Water-Powered Jetpack

All I Want For Christmas Is To Be A Human Dolphin with the Flyboard Water-Powered Jetpack

Hey, look, I don’t want to outright tell you what to buy me for Christmas. I understand that some people enjoy the challenge of trying to dig deep in to a person’s mind to figure out what they truly want and then buy it for them. Holiday gift buyin…

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Malcolm Brenner Had A Sexual Relationship With A Dolphin, Then Wrote A Book About It

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  Malcolm Brenner is just like any other guy, in that he let a dolphin hump him regularly over the course of 9-months and derived great pleasure from it, and then, on top of that, wrote a book about it titled “Wet Goddess”, which sounds like t…

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5 Minutes Later, This Dolphin Molested Them

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A Man With a Porpoise

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See? I Told You Dolphins Were Good for Something.

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