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We Live On The Same Planet As A Man That Claims He Had Sex With A Prostitute That Shaped Shifted In To A Donkey At Night

Man, staying topical in this internet comedy writing game can be tough sometimes. There are days when we scower the internet for something, anything, funny to write about and there’s just nothing; the world is a wasteland. Slow news days, they call…

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Holytaco Buzz: Prostitute Transforms into Donkey

posted 10/27/2011
by Noah G

Damn you, Donkeys who can transform into prostitutes! At least that’s what a Zimbabwe man claimed when arrested for having sex with one. His story is very straight forward – he paid a prostitute, and upon their intercourse, she magica…

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The Panda With No Eye Spots Looks Like A Frightened Grandpa

posted 11/17/2009
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Allison The Sexy Pole Vaulter (TotalProSports) What You Don’t Know About Whiskey (MadeMan) The Nascar Fan Crime Spree Continues (AllLeftTurns) The Best Corrupt Cops Ever (ScreenJunkies) Shane Carwin Tells You To Lea…

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You Can Lead An Ass To Water…Unless You’re Ass Naked

posted 08/04/2009
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J-Lo’s Hot Behind (TheDailyFix) Sophie Turner Is HOT (GorillaMask) The Priest And The Beast (AdultSwim) The 5 Sexiest Newspapers Ever (Coed) Man Destroys Very Expensive Car (EvilChili) 5 Badass Presidents (Cr…

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Jack Ass Getting His Ass Jacked

posted 04/14/2009
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Drunk Pony Falls In Pool. Hilarity & Fire Dept. Ensue

posted 10/15/2008
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This story has it all. And by all I mean a drunk pony named Fat Boy. According to the DailyMail: It was not Fat Boy the pony’s best night. First he ate so many fermented apples that he became drunk. Then he staggered across a garden and tumbl…

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Reporter Owned By Donkey

posted 01/09/2008
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ForMula Horse Race Accident! – Watch more free videos There are a couple general rules when covering a donkey race in your native land. 1.) Don’t tell anyone that you’re so low on the reporting totem poll that you’re covering…

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We Live On The Same Planet As A Man That Claims He Had Sex With A Prostitute That Shaped Shifted In To A Donkey At Night

Holytaco Buzz: Prostitute Transforms into Donkey

The Panda With No Eye Spots Looks Like A Frightened Grandpa

You Can Lead An Ass To Water…Unless You’re Ass Naked

Jack Ass Getting His Ass Jacked

Drunk Pony Falls In Pool. Hilarity & Fire Dept. Ensue

Reporter Owned By Donkey

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