donuts – Holytaco

Hey, Dunkin’ Donuts: Stop Being Lazy With Your Holiday Themed Donuts!

Hey, Dunkin’ Donuts, yeah, I’m talking to you… So, I went to one of your stores for the first time in a while and, well, here’s what I have to say… Stop being a bunch of lazy donut slinging pricks and stop selling festive donuts that are nothing mor…

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A Factual Explanation of Fat Tuesday

posted 02/21/2012
by Jim Tews

Today is Mardis Gras Day, or “Fat Tuesday” in case you didn’t know. That’s the holiday about boobs. At least, that’s how most people know of it. There’s also donuts involved in some cultures. That sounds perfect.…

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An Article Dedicated To Donuts

posted 03/08/2011
by Jim Tews

It’s Fat Tuesday here in the states, and probably other places. It’s an excuse to eat like crap, because if you’re a practicing Catholic, you’re supposed to be giving up something for Lent. But to hell with details, let̵…

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Inner Monologue of an Office Employee on Free Donut Day

posted 07/14/2009
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Hmm, free donuts, huh? I wonder if that means that something bad is about to happen. Like, "Sorry, you’re getting laid off. Have a donut." I wouldn’t be surprised. Well, anyway, I might as well tak…

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