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2011 Douchebag Tournament

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It’s coming…

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2010 Douchebag Tournament: Round 2, Day 1

posted 03/18/2010
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It’s the beginning of Round 2 of the 2010 Douchebag Tournament. 32 competitors have been voted out, and there are 32 douchebags still fighting for the title of Ultimate Douchebag. Before we jump into Round 2 match-ups, here are the resu…

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2010 Douchebag Tournament: Round 1, Day 2

posted 03/17/2010
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Before we get into today’s match-ups, here are the outcomes of yesterdays competitions: Click Here to See the Current Brackets ENTERTAINMENT (1) Kanye West – 71.2% defe…

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2010 Douchebag Tournament: Round 1, Day 1

posted 03/16/2010
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Click Here to See the Current Brackets Here are the match-ups for Round 1, Day 1 of the 2010 Douchebag Tournament. We’re going to post a lot of match-ups all at once during the first round, so bear with us while we get the riff-raff ou…

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Flowchart to Determine if You’re a Douchebag

posted 01/08/2010
by ywang

It seems like you can’t go anywhere these days without being completely surrounded by douchebags. Society’s douchiness level has gotten so bad that sometimes it’s hard to tell if you’ve become a douchebag without even realiz…

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Douchebags of the United States, Classified By Region

posted 10/28/2009
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Douchebags are a lot like herpes: they’re everywhere, and they all possess many common traits, but there are also many different strains of douchebag. It’s important to be able to distinguish the traits of your region’s strain of d…

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The Game Of Ultimate’s Ultimate Loser

posted 04/09/2009
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How To Feel Amazing And Attract Girls

posted 04/06/2009
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How To Attract Girls – Watch more Funny Videos This video has a lot going for it. I don’t think I really need to say anything else. Other Crap To Look At: You Should Probably Check Out Our Funny Content (Funny Lists) Who…

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Oh, You Have 70 Thousand Twitter Followers? Congratulations, Shitbag.

posted 04/02/2009
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Yesterday we were at a party, and towards the end of the night we went outside to the patio of the bar. Suddenly, a woman came up to us and pointed at some dude sitting down next to her and said, “Have you met (can’t remember name becau…

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2009 Douchebag Tournament Round 2, Day 1

posted 03/25/2009
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After a rousing, epic first round full of upsets and douchebags, we are on to round two of the 2009 Douchebag Tournament. We have some huge matchups today, so let’s get to it. Click here to see the updated bracket. CLICK …

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Ashton Kutcher So Hot Right Now

posted 04/13/2008
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For the longest time I was trying to figure out exactly why Ashton Kutcher’s career seemed familiar. Then I realized, he’s essentially the male Jenny McCarthy: Really good looking to the point where every one is afraid to tell him tha…

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2011 Douchebag Tournament

2010 Douchebag Tournament: Round 2, Day 1

2010 Douchebag Tournament: Round 1, Day 2

2010 Douchebag Tournament: Round 1, Day 1

Flowchart to Determine if You’re a Douchebag

Douchebags of the United States, Classified By Region

The Game Of Ultimate’s Ultimate Loser

How To Feel Amazing And Attract Girls

Oh, You Have 70 Thousand Twitter Followers? Congratulations, Shitbag.

2009 Douchebag Tournament Round 2, Day 1

Ashton Kutcher So Hot Right Now

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