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Classic Taco – The Douchiest Phone Message in History

Classic Taco – The Douchiest Phone Message in History

Douchebag Phone Message – Watch more free videos This article first appeared on the Taco back in 2008. It’s still one of the most hilarious things ever. If the dude had an accent, I’d assume he was Julian Assange. Dmitri, if yo…

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The Douchebag Tournament: Day 2 Round 1

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It’s day 2 of the douchebag tournament when the real competition begins. We started with a stunning 64 douchebags and we’ve slashed that number in half to bring you some prime douche competition today. But first, let’s check out the results from …

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How Douchebags Like To Keep You Informed Of Their Douchebaggary On Facebook

How Douchebags Like To Keep You Informed Of Their Douchebaggary On Facebook

Facebook is a great tool for reconnecting with people that you haven’t seen or heard from in years. Sometimes this reconnection is a good thing – the person has matured, they have stayed pretty much the same, and what’s different …

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5 Ways Perez Hilton Can Make the World a Better Place

5 Ways Perez Hilton Can Make the World a Better Place

Perez Hilton is a pretty loathsome character. Using toilet humor and crudely drawn pictures, he spends his days mocking celebrities and acting like an all-around douche. In a way, he’s a lot like Holy Taco, except that he’s made million…

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Five People Who Might Be Worse Than Jennifer and Scott Petkov

Five People Who Might Be Worse Than Jennifer and Scott Petkov

Jennifer and Scott Petkov For those of you who don’t know, Jennifer and Scott Petkov are a lovely young couple from Trenton, Michigan, who spend their time mocking a 7-year-old girl with a terminal brain disease. Apparently, Jennifer has a ru…

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A Letter To The Guy That Rides His Motorcycle Down My Street At 3 A.M.

A Letter To The Guy That Rides His Motorcycle Down My Street At 3 A.M.

Dear, Guy That Rides His Motorcycle Down My Street At 3 A.M. I can only assume that your crotch rocket is a source of great pride for you, and you feel the only way to make the world fully aware of your pride for a bicycle that can go fast is ridin…

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4 Rules for Determining Whether or Not You’re Dealing with a Todd

4 Rules for Determining Whether or Not You’re Dealing with a Todd

This is a guest article by Shane Clarke.  He will not tolerate feedback from anyone named Todd. In our ultra modern age of dot-matrix printers, fast women, and hippity-hop music, you can easily find yourself confusedly wallowing in the mire of…

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2010 Douchebag Tournament: Trophy Presentation

2010 Douchebag Tournament: Trophy Presentation

The final round of the 2010 Douchebag Tournament has come to a close. It was a close competition, but we’ve got a winner:     That’s right: the winner of Holy Taco’s 2010 Douchebag Tournament is: KANYE WEST!   Befor…

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2010 Douchebag Tournament: Championship Round

2010 Douchebag Tournament: Championship Round

Click Here to See the Updated Brackets We’ve finally made it to the Championship match-up of the 2010 Douchebag Tournament! It’s going to be a vicious, no-holds-barred grudge match between two of the biggest douchebags the world has ever…

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2010 Douchebag Tournament: Elite 8!

2010 Douchebag Tournament: Elite 8!

Before we get to the Elite 8 match-ups, let’s take a look at the results from yesterday’s contests:   Click Here to See the Current Brackets ENTERTAINMENT (1) Kanye West – 80.3%         …

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2010 Douchebag Tournament: Sweet 16!

2010 Douchebag Tournament: Sweet 16!

Round 3 of the 2010 Douchebag Tournament begins NOW!  We’re down to the Sweet 16 now, but before we dive into today’s contests, let’s take a look at the winners from Friday’s Round 2 battles: Click Here for the Updated …

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