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Classic Taco – The Douchiest Phone Message in History

Classic Taco – The Douchiest Phone Message in History

Douchebag Phone Message – Watch more free videos This article first appeared on the Taco back in 2008. It’s still one of the most hilarious things ever. If the dude had an accent, I’d assume he was Julian Assange. Dmitri, if yo…

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2009 Douchebag Tournament: The Sweet 16

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  We had our closest matches yet yesterday, with a few games being decided by less than one percentage point (Coulter over O’Reilly, Francis over Mozilo and Trump over Thain) and a few other really close ones (Kanye over Cruise and PacMa…

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2009 Douchebag Tournament Round 2, Day 2

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   Welcome to the final day of the second round of the 2009 Douchebag Tournament. Between Coulter vs O’Reilly, Kanye vs Cruise and Glenn Beck vs Michael Moore, have got some massive match-ups today, so let’s get to it.   …

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2009 Douchebag Tournament Round 2, Day 1

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  After a rousing, epic first round full of upsets and douchebags, we are on to round two of the 2009 Douchebag Tournament. We have some huge matchups today, so let’s get to it.   Click here to see the updated bracket.   CLICK …

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2009 Douchebag Tournament Round 1, Day 4

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  Welcome to the last and final day of the first round of HolyTaco’s 2009 Douchebag Tournament. Before we get to today’s matchups, here are the results from yesterday’s games.   Click here to see the updated bracket. &…

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2009 Douchebag Tournament Round 1, Day 3

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      Welcome to day three of HolyTaco’s 2009 Douchebag Tournament. Before we get to today’s matchups, here are the results from yesterday’s games.   Click here to see the updated bracket.   Much like the …

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2009 Douchebag Tournament Round 1, Day 2

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    Welcome to day two of HolyTaco’s 2009 Douchebag Tournament. Before we get to today’s matchups, here are the results from yesterday’s games.   Click here to see the updated bracket.   (1) Chris Brown 75.3% D…

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2009 Douchebag Tournament Round 1, Day 1

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  Welcome to HolyTaco’s 2009 Douchebag Tournament. It’s the only tournament in the world that pits 64 douchebags in a winner-take-all tourney, voted on by you, to determine who is crowned the Biggest Douchebag of 2009.   We to…

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The 2009 National Douchebag Tournament

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  Welcome to HolyTaco’s 2009 Douchebag Tournament! It’s the only tournament in the world that pits 64 douchebags in a winner-take-all tourney, voted on by you, to determine who is crowned the Biggest Douchebag of 2009.   &nb…

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Douchebag Replaces Dumbass As Favorite Insult

Douchebag Replaces Dumbass As Favorite Insult

If you haven’t noticed over the past few years, the word “douchebag” is everywhere. It’s in movies, TV shows, magazine articles and blogs. It’s only a matter of time before your mom calls you a douchebag for using the …

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The Douchiest Phone Message In History

The Douchiest Phone Message In History

Douchebag Phone Message – Watch more free videos In all my years of studying douchebaggery, never have i encountered anything like this. It’s such pure and unadulterated douche that I wish I could bottle it and use just a drop of it at …

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