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The 8 Biggest Douchebags of 2011 Who Will Haunt 2012

Well, another year is wrapping up and it’ll be ages before we get to our next douchebag tournament. But in that time, you might forget about the douches that were over this past illustrious year, and what a briny year it was. Worse yet, this year…

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The 2011 Douchebag Tournament: Championship Round

posted 03/25/2011
by Ian Fortey

It all comes down to this. We tallied over 70,000 votes. The 2011 Douchebag Tournament has tested douchebags the world over and now we have refined it down to two douchebags. One will be crowned victorious, the other will still be a douchebag but …

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The Douchebag Tournament: Sweet 16

posted 03/22/2011
by Ian Fortey

The wheat has been separated from the chaff, the low hanging balls of obfuscation have been cast aside in favor of the narrow taint of clear victory and we’re down to the final 16 douchebags in the most epic contest of douchebags to ever grace this…

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The Douchebag Tournament Round 2 Day 2

posted 03/21/2011
by Ian Fortey

Welcome back kids, it’s round 2 days 2, even though we had a weekend in there making this sort of day 4,but whatever. Who works on weekends? Not douchebags, because they’re douchebags. Let’s check out how round 1 went. Friday’s Round 1 Results:…

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The Douchebag Tournament: Round 1 Day 2

posted 03/17/2011
by Ian Fortey

We’re back for another bite of the douche apple with the second half of our first round. Yesterday saw some stiff competition and numerous complaints about our seed order from people who didn’t notice when we said we made this whole thing up whils…

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The 2011 Douchebag Tournament Opening Ceremonies

posted 03/15/2011
by Ian Fortey

You’ve been furtively masturbating for weeks in the hope this day would approach and it’s finally here kids. Put away that olive oil and put on your reading glasses, the 3rd Annual Holy Taco Douchebag Tournament has landed! Watch out f…

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The Future of Douchebag Transportation

posted 02/09/2011
by Jim Tews

Brace yourselves, people who realize the world is full of other people and resources aren’t infinite, a flying Hummer is in the works! Before you know it, our airspace is going to smell like axe body spray and coconut oil. I can only hope tha…

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The 2009 National Douchebag Tournament Championship Game

posted 04/06/2009
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We started with 65 douchebags. And now we’re down to the final two. We’ve had upsets, blowouts and even some vote tampering by hackers (would you expect anything less from a douchebag tourney?) but here we are. After analyzing th…

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2009 National Douchebag Tournament: The Final Four

posted 04/03/2009
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You came, you saw (a bunch of douchebags) and you voted. And now we have the four definitive douchebags of 2009 from the world of Sports, Entertainment, Business and Politics. So, enough of my yapping. Let the games begin! Cli…

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2009 Douchebag Tournament: Elite 8

posted 03/28/2009
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There were some big blowouts in the round of Sweet 16, but the biggest news story is Al Sharpton continued his cinderella run with a big win over Glenn Beck. Will he make it to the Final Four? Your votes will decide. Click here to se…

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2009 Douchebag Tournament: The Sweet 16

posted 03/27/2009
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We had our closest matches yet yesterday, with a few games being decided by less than one percentage point (Coulter over O’Reilly, Francis over Mozilo and Trump over Thain) and a few other really close ones (Kanye over Cruise and PacMa…

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The 8 Biggest Douchebags of 2011 Who Will Haunt 2012

The 2011 Douchebag Tournament: Championship Round

The Douchebag Tournament: Sweet 16

The Douchebag Tournament Round 2 Day 2

The Douchebag Tournament: Round 1 Day 2

The 2011 Douchebag Tournament Opening Ceremonies

The Future of Douchebag Transportation

The 2009 National Douchebag Tournament Championship Game

2009 National Douchebag Tournament: The Final Four

2009 Douchebag Tournament: Elite 8

2009 Douchebag Tournament: The Sweet 16

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