June 19th, 2008 | 01:47
Some things never change. The sun will always come up in the morning, the rich will always get richer and Larry Craig will always put a sexual innuendo into one of his press releases. I mean, come on, man. You’ve been busted for gay sex countless times and you think no one’s going to snicker when you bring up the importance of “drilling” to relieve the “pain at the pump” in a memo from your desk. After checking back through some of his other press releases, this seems like this was one of the tamer ones. Check out a few other missives from Larry’s desk:
From the desk of Larry Craig: If you want to get out of Iraq, touch a man’s ass.
From the desk of Larry Craig: Meet me at a rest stop at night to solve the mortgage crisis.
From the desk of Larry Craig: Iran is a threat to our nation’s safety. Now stick another finger in my a-hole.
From the desk of Larry Craig: Our nation’s infrastructure is in danger. So let’s get fellatio from a guy.
From the desk of Larry Craig: NAFTA will help the American worker only if you put nipple clamps on me and spank me and tell me I’m a naughty naughty boy.
From the desk of Larry Craig: The Ten Commandments and fisting should be mandatory in every public school. Did I mention fisting?
From the desk of Larry Craig: The prisoners of Guantanamo Bay should be tried by a military tribunal. So bring them by my place at around 9 o’clock tonight. I set up a military tribunal in my shower. I swear.
From the desk of Larry Craig: I would enjoy having gay sex with a man. Taxes.
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