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How to Throw a Keg Party

How to Throw a Keg Party

The 5 Saddest Bars to Drink In

The 5 Saddest Bars to Drink In

A Very Special Guest Article by Joe Donatelli   A good bar is filled with good people, good atmosphere, and endless opportunities for drunken debauchery. A sad bar is filled with about five or six people who sit at the bar looking as if their s…

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Your St. Patrick’s Day Schedule

Your St. Patrick’s Day Schedule

Today is St. Patrick’s Day, and if you’re wondering what to do on a St. Patrick’s Day that falls on a Wednesday, we’ve worked up a schedule for you:  

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Your Mardi Gras Schedule

Your Mardi Gras Schedule

Today is Fat Tuesday, which means it’s going to be the craziest night in an all ready crazy year in New Orleans. On nights as drunken and adventurous as this, it’s helpful to be organized and have a schedule so that you don’t get o…

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7 Beers That Sound Expensive But Aren’t

7 Beers That Sound Expensive But Aren’t

A Very Special Guest Article by Casey O’Donnell   Two things are undeniably true: people are incredibly poor these days, and girls will not sleep with poor dudes.  With this in mind, we’ve compiled a list that will make you loo…

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Dive Bar Bingo

Dive Bar Bingo

In the past, we’ve shown you bingo cards for the Grocery Store, Sex Excuses, and Halloween Parties.  Now we’ve come up with a way for you to keep yourself thoroughly entertained while you’re hanging out in a crappy dive bar th…

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Drunk People Failing

Drunk People Failing

  Watching these clips of drunk people failing miserably will do one of two things: either it will give you some ideas of stupid things to do the next time you’re drunk, or it will make you feel a little bitter better about drunkenly sex…

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How To: Get a Bartender’s Attention

How To: Get a Bartender’s Attention

When you’re a bartender, every night feels like the initial, frantic phases of an awkward orgy:  It’s really loud and messy, and you’ve got a lot to do, but you have to deal with disgusting, sweaty, drunk a-holes all night. &n…

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What Her Drink Really Says About Her

What Her Drink Really Says About Her

You can tell a lot about a girl by what she’s drinking, but sometimes that beverage that she’s sipping, chugging, or slurping down may not be sending the message that she thinks it’s sending.  Here’s What Her Drink Reall…

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Hot Chicks with Beer Cans – A Gallery

Hot Chicks with Beer Cans – A Gallery

 The only thing we like better than hot chicks are hot chicks who are pounding cheap beer, straight from the can.  Here’s a whole gallery of those types of chicks.        

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