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The Time I Had to Hide From a Delivery Driver

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We live in a world of under appreciated wonders. The very fact we’re all connected to each other right now across the internet s nothing short of amazing. And only slightly less amazing is the fact that, if I want a pizza, I can just cal someone a…

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4 Drunk Stories Everyone Has

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Everyone of a certain age and value set enjoys a good drunkening. That should be a fairly acceptable statement. Incidentally, if you’re one of those 19 year olds who doesn’t drink, for the love of Pete don’t get all preachy about it, because it’s …

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Six Teenagers Got Drunk Off Of Hand Sanitizer? Then All Of Ten Are Doing The Same Thing!

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Remember the freak out over teens soaking tampons in vodka to get drunk? Or how about the freak out over teens supposedly doing rectal beer bongs? It seems there’s an endless array of activities a handful of teens can perform to get drunk that adult…

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A 3-Step Guide To Drinking Alone on St. Patrick’s Day

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This Saturday is St. Patrick’s Day, a day when everyone pretends they actually like the Irish so they can have an excuse to show up to work on Church on Sunday hung over and reeking of beer and someone else’s vomit. But some people aren’t fortune en…

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Kids These Days

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Look, we all know that smoking and drinking is bad for you. But what if you start really early and build up a tolerance? Would that help at all? Not sure if it’d help your health, but if you’re way too young to be smoking and/or drinkin…

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The Case of the A.C. Slater Smasher

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“I just don’t like Slater” — That’s the reason a Chicago man gave for smashing a picture of Saved By The Bell’s famous singlet sporting ladies man. Long story short, the guy was drunk, in a bar and he ripped a fr…

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How To Get Rid of a Hangover

How To Get Rid of a Hangover

It’s the Tuesday after Memorial Day Weekend, which means that half of us accidentally made out with our cousin yesterday, and all of us are suffering from a massive hangover. Luckily, there’s a solution:  

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25 Drunk Babies

25 Drunk Babies

If you think a puppy in the park attracts the ladies, then you’ve never brought a baby to a keg party.      

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The College Party Bingo Card/Drinking Game

The College Party Bingo Card/Drinking Game

It’s Wednesday morning, which means that it’s party time in college-land. Just in case you find yourself stuck at a crappy college party this morning, we’ve created this bingo card (read: drinking game) to help you black out and/or…

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The Chat Roulette Bingo/Drinking Game

The Chat Roulette Bingo/Drinking Game

Chat Roulette is either the most awesome or the most terrible thing ever. Either way, it’s much more fun when you’re drinking, so we’ve come up with a Chat Roulette Bingo/Drinking Game. Now you’re sure to have a great time no…

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Hot Chicks with Beer Cans – A Gallery

Hot Chicks with Beer Cans – A Gallery

 The only thing we like better than hot chicks are hot chicks who are pounding cheap beer, straight from the can.  Here’s a whole gallery of those types of chicks.        

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