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How To: Get Out of a Speeding Ticket

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Traffic tickets are a huge pain in the ass. They’re entirely dependant on the attitude of the cop who pulled you over, and if he’s having a bad day, then you’re completely f*cked. Luckily, there’s a possible way o…

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6 Tips for Drunk Drivers

posted 12/02/2009
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Getting behind the wheel of a car when you’re wasted is one of the stupidest things you can do, but some people still do it. So when the cops pull them over, we are given a reality show that’s better than all the Real World‘s, Too…

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Inner Monologue of the Idiot Driving In Front Of You This Morning

posted 09/21/2009
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Oh my goodness gracious! Aren’t I just the early bird today? Well, if I keep going at this zippy pace, I’m going to be early for work today, and I certainly don’t want that. The next thing I know, they’ll be…

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Those Kids Don’t Stand a Chance

posted 09/01/2009
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7 Summer Camps You’ll Want to Attend (regretfulmorning) Steve Nash is Hiding Out in Chinatown! (totalprosports) Amber Rose Is Undead In A Bikini (TheDailyFix) Nicky Fleites Is HOT (GorillaMask) The Internet Sweepsta…

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