I never really understood what the John Jacobs Power Team was all about. I understood that the JJPT was a group of bulked-up muscleheads who went around and talked about Jesus while they broke handcuffs and tore phone books in...
Is it just me, or are scientists becoming kind of like really stoned college students, who sit on the couch for 16 hours a day and watch Planet Earth dvds and say shit like "Dude, what do you think would happen if a honey bee was like, super coked up?" ...
When you go out on a Friday night, your clock tells you the time, but we feel that's just not good enough. Your clock needs to tell you what it's time for. That's why we went ahead and did it for you.
In my freshman public speaking class, we we're told to give impromptu one minute speeches on a topic we were given at the start of class. This one dude's topic was "dating" and his speech started off like "Dating is pretty chill. It's hard to find a cool...
I think we finally found the reason behind Britney's erratic behavior. She's not crazy. She's crazy for meth. According to the National Enquirer:
Britney Spears had been on a 24-hour meth binge before she was rushed to the hospital. The drama began at 2 a.m. Wednesday when Britney and Sam Lutfi...
They tried to make Eva Mendes go to rehab and she said, "No no..." oh wait. She said "yes yes yes." According to DailyStab.com:
Eva Mendes has entered rehab for substance abuse. She is at the famous Cirque Lodge, near Sundance where Lindsay Lohan stayed. And she’s been there for several weeks already,...
Yawwwwnnn...um Britney Spears was...siiiighh...rushed to the hospital after a three hour showdown with her....(streeeeetch) ex-husband Kevin Federline. She was reportedly on some sort of...yaaawwwn...drugs. Or something. So, basically, I'm just letting you know that Britney Spears life hasn't changed at all since the last time you heard about her.
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