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Kids Aren’t Hilariously Inappropriate. Crappy Photoshoppers Are.

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Kids being accidentally inappropriate is a curiously viral thing. These little tykes are so gosh-darn innocent, and so ludicrously bad at spelling, whenever they try to write something cute, it comes out evil, sexual, or sexually evil. Problem: ever…

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5 Ways to Revive Breaking Bad While Keeping Walter White Dead

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Bryan Cranston just teased that Walter White might still be alive and that maybe one day, the show could come back. People are going crazy with happiness and anticipation, even though the character returning would ruin his story. Here’s how to…

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How to Rock n Roll All Night (and Party Every Day)

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So, you want to fulfill the boner-infused dreams of every teenager in existence, good for you! It’s the greatest gift a person can give to themselves to just bust loose and have such a great time you either remember it forever and remember absolute…

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25 Vintage Medicine Ads

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If there’s one thing medicine science has shown us, it’s that life and death matters were very hit and miss back in the day and if hardcore narcotics couldn’t cure something, most people had no clue what to do.

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5 Things I Wrote Down On A Wendy’s Napkin While I Was Really High

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So, in honor of 4/20, I figured I’d let you take a peek behind the Holy Taco curtain. We all crank out a lot of material, and we’re not idea machines. When writer’s block strikes, sometimes one may be forced to seek a little ̶…

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A Vagina Like a Clown Car

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In clown parlance, cramming a bunch of stuff in to a small space is commonly referred to as a Clown Car. In Dungeons and Dragons vernacular the Bag of Holding is probably the best analog. In the world of heroin dealing, it’s called a Karin’s Poon. …

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5 Videos of People Leaving The Dentist’s Office Incredibly High

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If you were like me as a child, you probably didn’t like going to the dentist. Then, as you got older, you probably had a change of heart when you realized that the dentist was the guy who had all the good drugs…

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Holy Taco’s Voice Over Audition

Holy Taco’s Voice Over Audition

Seroquel Voice Over Auditions – Watch more Funny Videos We’re trying to make some extra scratch by doing voice over work. I don’t know about you, but this makes me want to take all kinds of drugs.

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Sheenism In The 21st Century: Charlie Sheen’s Philosophies Examined And Discussed

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Welcome, students. Today I’m going to be walking you through and dissecting the words of one of America’s finest philosophers, Charlie Sheen. I’ll be taking what some considered the rantings of a crazy drug addict and putting them…

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Awesome Invention and Great Band Name: Marijuana Catapult

Awesome Invention and Great Band Name: Marijuana Catapult

The phrase “Short and Sweet” comes to mind when reading this news story published today by the Associated Press. In total, the article is only 111 words long, but it contains two truly spectacular words that for some reason were never paired togeth…

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The Holy Taco Not-Quite-a-Hero of the Week: Pseudoephedrine Tracking Systems

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We live in a pretty grim world; there are natural disasters, dog shit on the lawn that gets all weird and white because no one picked it up, and the New York Jets. Sometimes it’s hard just to get out of bed. But never fear, there are some bold in…

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