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4 Drunk Stories Everyone Has

Everyone of a certain age and value set enjoys a good drunkening. That should be a fairly acceptable statement. Incidentally, if you’re one of those 19 year olds who doesn’t drink, for the love of Pete don’t get all preachy about it, because it’s …

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Six Teenagers Got Drunk Off Of Hand Sanitizer? Then All Of Ten Are Doing The Same Thing!

posted 04/24/2012
by Luis Prada

Remember the freak out over teens soaking tampons in vodka to get drunk? Or how about the freak out over teens supposedly doing rectal beer bongs? It seems there’s an endless array of activities a handful of teens can perform to get drunk that adult…

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25 People Passed Out in Public

posted 03/08/2012
by Ian Fortey

It’s tragic that all these people got so sleepy before they could get home to bed.

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Randy Travis Defends Himself For Being Drunk In Public

posted 02/07/2012
by Jim Tews

Well, y’all caught me. I was drinking, in front of a church — I guess, technically, I wasn’t drinking, because my bottle was empty. I was just drunk. I apologize for acting irresponsibly in public like I did, but you have to remem…

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I Know You’re Only Nine, But I’m Too Drunk To Drive…

posted 10/18/2011
by Jim Tews

“Hey Kiddo, come here for a second. Daddy want’s to talk to you for a minute.” The little girl walks closer to her father, he squats down to meet her at eye level, but loses his balance and rolls onto his back. He makes a half-hea…

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A Public Apology From A Drunk Swedish Elk

posted 09/09/2011
by Jim Tews

Believe it or not, it’s fairly common for Elk to get drunk by eating fermented apples. So this story isn’t uncommon, but up until now, we’ve never heard the other side of it. This past Tuesday, in western Sweden, one of these drun…

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The Case of the A.C. Slater Smasher

posted 01/17/2011
by Jim Tews

“I just don’t like Slater” — That’s the reason a Chicago man gave for smashing a picture of Saved By The Bell’s famous singlet sporting ladies man. Long story short, the guy was drunk, in a bar and he ripped a fr…

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Is Booze Ruining Your Life? Then Try Something Harder!

posted 01/13/2011
by Jim Tews

Is Booze Ruining Your Life? Then Try Something Harder!

Big news: a bunch of british scientists got together and determined that alcohol is bad for you. Crazy conclusion to come to, I know. It’s like “Really, british scientists? Just because it burns going down and makes you take home leathe…

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An Alcoholic’s Guide To New Years

posted 12/29/2010
by Luis Prada

New years eve is that one special time of year when we gather with our friends and family to usher in the dawning of a new period of our lives. It’s the time to make fresh starts, make new promises to ourselves, and celebrate the year that was by h…

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12 Deviant Days of Christmas: 12 Arrested Santas

posted 12/14/2010
by Ian Fortey

12 Deviant Days of Christmas: 12 Arrested Santas

Holy Taco is ringing in the 12 Days of Christmas by counting down some of the best of the deranged the holiday season has to offer. And on the 12th day of Christmas we gave to you 12 arrested Santas.

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Product Review: Four Loko Energy Drink/Alcoholic Beverage

posted 11/01/2010
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There’s this drink called Four Loko that has been making some waves recently, mostly due to its high caffeine and alcohol content, and the Bro-attracting pheromones it emits that hypnotizes people with backwards hats that can only say the wor…

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4 Drunk Stories Everyone Has

Six Teenagers Got Drunk Off Of Hand Sanitizer? Then All Of Ten Are Doing The Same Thing!

25 People Passed Out in Public

Randy Travis Defends Himself For Being Drunk In Public

I Know You’re Only Nine, But I’m Too Drunk To Drive…

A Public Apology From A Drunk Swedish Elk

The Case of the A.C. Slater Smasher

Is Booze Ruining Your Life? Then Try Something Harder!

An Alcoholic’s Guide To New Years

12 Deviant Days of Christmas: 12 Arrested Santas

Product Review: Four Loko Energy Drink/Alcoholic Beverage

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