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Randy Travis Defends Himself For Being Drunk In Public

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by Jim Tews

Well, y’all caught me. I was drinking, in front of a church — I guess, technically, I wasn’t drinking, because my bottle was empty. I was just drunk. I apologize for acting irresponsibly in public like I did, but you have to remem…

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I Know You’re Only Nine, But I’m Too Drunk To Drive…

posted 10/18/2011
by Jim Tews

“Hey Kiddo, come here for a second. Daddy want’s to talk to you for a minute.” The little girl walks closer to her father, he squats down to meet her at eye level, but loses his balance and rolls onto his back. He makes a half-hea…

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A Public Apology From A Drunk Swedish Elk

posted 09/09/2011
by Jim Tews

Believe it or not, it’s fairly common for Elk to get drunk by eating fermented apples. So this story isn’t uncommon, but up until now, we’ve never heard the other side of it. This past Tuesday, in western Sweden, one of these drun…

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The Case of the A.C. Slater Smasher

posted 01/17/2011
by Jim Tews

“I just don’t like Slater” — That’s the reason a Chicago man gave for smashing a picture of Saved By The Bell’s famous singlet sporting ladies man. Long story short, the guy was drunk, in a bar and he ripped a fr…

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Is Booze Ruining Your Life? Then Try Something Harder!

posted 01/13/2011
by Jim Tews

Is Booze Ruining Your Life? Then Try Something Harder!

Big news: a bunch of british scientists got together and determined that alcohol is bad for you. Crazy conclusion to come to, I know. It’s like “Really, british scientists? Just because it burns going down and makes you take home leathe…

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An Alcoholic’s Guide To New Years

posted 12/29/2010
by Luis Prada

New years eve is that one special time of year when we gather with our friends and family to usher in the dawning of a new period of our lives. It’s the time to make fresh starts, make new promises to ourselves, and celebrate the year that was by h…

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12 Deviant Days of Christmas: 12 Arrested Santas

posted 12/14/2010
by Ian Fortey

12 Deviant Days of Christmas: 12 Arrested Santas

Holy Taco is ringing in the 12 Days of Christmas by counting down some of the best of the deranged the holiday season has to offer. And on the 12th day of Christmas we gave to you 12 arrested Santas.

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Product Review: Four Loko Energy Drink/Alcoholic Beverage

posted 11/01/2010
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There’s this drink called Four Loko that has been making some waves recently, mostly due to its high caffeine and alcohol content, and the Bro-attracting pheromones it emits that hypnotizes people with backwards hats that can only say the wor…

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25 Drunken Animals

posted 10/25/2010
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The lovable drunk is a motif as old as the written word and the only thing that can make a drunk more lovable is boobs. But failing boobs, a drunken animal is kind of amusing, too.

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A Guide To Summer Barbeques

posted 07/06/2010
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It’s Summer. We know this because our various dangly bits are currently marinating in sweat juices and emanating odors that, if we decided to nakedly frolic in the woods, would attract creatures that are looking to mate. But another thi…

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Drunken Argument Friday: Scary Sex vs Boring Sex

posted 07/02/2010
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When we took up the mantle here at Holy Taco we were told we had to engage in some social drinking in the office if we wanted to get anything done right. This was not a problem as most of us had been drinking mouthwash recreationally for years. Thi…

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Randy Travis Defends Himself For Being Drunk In Public

I Know You’re Only Nine, But I’m Too Drunk To Drive…

A Public Apology From A Drunk Swedish Elk

The Case of the A.C. Slater Smasher

Is Booze Ruining Your Life? Then Try Something Harder!

An Alcoholic’s Guide To New Years

12 Deviant Days of Christmas: 12 Arrested Santas

Product Review: Four Loko Energy Drink/Alcoholic Beverage

25 Drunken Animals

A Guide To Summer Barbeques

Drunken Argument Friday: Scary Sex vs Boring Sex

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