There are a lot of good things happening in this video. First, the referee is so hammered he’s walking like the world is tilted 30 degrees to the left. Second, he’s refereeing a children’s soccer game. Third, I’m pretty sure his response to the people helping him off the field is something like, “Wait, wait, wait, no. Wait. Wait. Hang on. Wait. I’m fine. Wait.” And lastly, his wave to the crowd at the 1:52 mark is unbelievably classic. He’s so wasted that he thinks the fans are cheering for him.
I’ve been hammered at work before, but I was definitely sober enough to know that I shouldn’t happily wave to my boss as HR was escorting me out of the building.
Other crap to look at:
Heidi Klum licks ice cream (drunkenstepfather)
Edburne Garcia is, ya know, hot. (cameltap)
Spiders can’t make webs when they’re high (gorillamask)
This makes me puke (hornyoyster)
Italian chicks fight in bikinis (doubleviking)
I don’t know who these girls are, what they are doing in a bar or why they are so excited to show their asses to the camera, but since it’s Friday, posting this just made sense. If you go out tonight and you see some of these girls, feel free to say hello.
If you see some other girls who are also hot, scantily clad and/or love the camera, feel free to take their photo and send it into feedback@holytaco.com. If we use your photo, we’ll send you something. Seems like a win-win proposition to me.
Getting drunk is one thing. But getting totally wasted right before you film a TV commercial is what separates the part-time drinkers from the life-destroying booze-aholics. Raise a toast to Orson this weekend…or the next time you have to film a commercial.
So, apparently last night, Mischa Barton was arrested and taken to jail. Unfortunately, this was not the start of a really awesome porno, but instead, real life. People.com reports:
The former star of “The O.C.,” 21, was stopped at 2:46 a.m. and arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol, possession of illegal narcotics and driving without a valid license.
Wow. Drugs, booze, and no license. She hit the Celebrity Irresponsibility Trifecta. If she had just been carrying a baby in her lap with its head inches from the steering wheel, we would have been entering uncharted territory here folks.
Here’s what I don’t get about this story: Mischa Barton is a super hot, rich, famous chick. I know regular non-rich, non-famous super hot chicks and they don’t have to shit for themselves solely because they’re hot. Like, some of them don’t even speak a language because they never even needed to learn one. They just point at stuff and people bring it to them. So what the F%$K is Mischa Barton doing driving her own car when she’s drunk and holding drugs. Just spin around with your eyes closed, pointing, and whatever dude is in front of you at the club when you open your eyes back up, he’ll take you home.
Remember when you’d go to the dentist’s office when you were a kid and there’d be a copy of Highlights Magazine on the waiting room table? And you were so bored that you thumbed through the whole thing? Well, that ...
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