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The Time I Had to Hide From a Delivery Driver

Pizza-Delivery

We live in a world of under appreciated wonders. The very fact we’re all connected to each other right now across the internet s nothing short of amazing. And only slightly less amazing is the fact that, if I want a pizza, I can just cal someone a…

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Inner Monologue of a Drunk Guy at a Wedding

Inner Monologue of a Drunk Guy at a Wedding

  (4:10pm) I f*ckin’ hate weddings. Why do people feel the need to spend tens of thousands of dollars on a fancy party just so that everyone knows they’re in love? Shouldn’t we have gotten the point when you dated each other…

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25 Drunks Passed Out On Benches

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Alcohol + Park Bench = Soft Place To Sleep  

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6 Tips for Drunk Drivers

6 Tips for Drunk Drivers

Getting behind the wheel of a car when you’re wasted is one of the stupidest things you can do, but some people still do it. So when the cops pull them over, we are given a reality show that’s better than all the Real World‘s, Too…

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In Russia, Drunk Gets You

In Russia, Drunk Gets You

  There will never be a shortage of videos featuring drunk Russians fighting.  This one is pretty much the same as all the other ones, except that it’s got some whimsical-sounding Russian music to make it feel more authentic, and th…

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A Flowchart To Determine What Will Happen at Your Labor Day Barbecue

A Flowchart To Determine What Will Happen at Your Labor Day Barbecue

Labor Day is coming up this weekend, and that means you’ll probably be attending a barbecue. A Labor Day Barbecue is a lot like the last Indiana Jones movie: it’s really sweaty and confusing, and throughout the entire thing, nobody reall…

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To Me, It Just Looks Like a Roller Coaster With a Sweet Loop at the End

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Kelly Brook And Her Cleavage (TheDailyFix)   Smell My Finger Again (AdultSwim)   Little League Coaches Brawl (EvilChili)   Carin Ashley Is HOT (GorillaMask)   This Weeks Sexiest Cheerleaders Are…(Coed)   The 10 Worst W…

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Drunk People Failing

Drunk People Failing

  Watching these clips of drunk people failing miserably will do one of two things: either it will give you some ideas of stupid things to do the next time you’re drunk, or it will make you feel a little bitter better about drunkenly sex…

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How To: Get a Bartender’s Attention

How To: Get a Bartender’s Attention

When you’re a bartender, every night feels like the initial, frantic phases of an awkward orgy:  It’s really loud and messy, and you’ve got a lot to do, but you have to deal with disgusting, sweaty, drunk a-holes all night. &n…

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What Her Drink Really Says About Her

What Her Drink Really Says About Her

You can tell a lot about a girl by what she’s drinking, but sometimes that beverage that she’s sipping, chugging, or slurping down may not be sending the message that she thinks it’s sending.  Here’s What Her Drink Reall…

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Drunken Shaming – A Gallery

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We’ve all been there. You pass out with your shoes on, only to wake up the next morning with a penis drawn on your forehead in permanent marker. No big deal, just a part of growing up.  

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7 Types of Cockblockers

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Picking up girls at a bar is hard enough as it is. To make matters worse, single men have to be on constant lookout for the infamous cockblocker. The modern cockblocker can manifest in many forms, and being able to identify and manage a cockblocker …

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