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The Time I Had to Hide From a Delivery Driver

Pizza-Delivery

We live in a world of under appreciated wonders. The very fact we’re all connected to each other right now across the internet s nothing short of amazing. And only slightly less amazing is the fact that, if I want a pizza, I can just cal someone a…

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“My Drunk Friends On Sunday”

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This Looks Like Fun

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The Classic Dickface

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The Japanese Need A Subway Poster To Tell Them Where To Get Drunk

The Japanese Need A Subway Poster To Tell Them Where To Get Drunk

  According to JapanToday.com, this poster is appearing in Japanese subways during the holiday season to remind commuters that they should make sure to get pants-crappingly drunk at home, and not on the train. This is a good tip to keep in min…

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Drunk Girls Pee Where Drunk Girls Want To Pee

Drunk Girls Pee Where Drunk Girls Want To Pee

drunk girl pees in 7-11 – Watch more free videos Since you’re probably not a totally wasted girl wearing a bikini, you probably pee in a toilet, like a sucker. Drunk girls, on the other hand, will pee wherever the hell they want. Like, i…

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Google Tries To Stop You From Drunk E-mailing

Google Tries To Stop You From Drunk E-mailing

Advances in technology are pretty awesome.  But like they said in Spiderman, “With great power comes the ability to drunkenly alert your ex-girlfriend that you still think about her when you masturbate.”  I think that was the quote, I h…

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HolyTaco’s Tribute To Party Girls (Page 6)

HolyTaco’s Tribute To Party Girls (Page 6)

  Longtime fans of HolyTaco will know that we are big into tributes. In the past we’ve paid homage to french maids, asses, and thighs. Now we are paying tribute to the Party Girl. Who doesn’t like the girl who likes a few drinks? A…

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Drunk Referee Drunkenly Refs Kid’s Soccer Game

Drunk Referee Drunkenly Refs Kid’s Soccer Game

Drunk @ss Referee – Watch more free videos There are a lot of good things happening in this video. First, the referee is so hammered he’s walking like the world is tilted 30 degrees to the left. Second, he’s refereeing a children&#…

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Since It’s Friday: Chicks In Bars

Since It’s Friday: Chicks In Bars

I don’t know who these girls are, what they are doing in a bar or why they are so excited to show their asses to the camera, but since it’s Friday, posting this just made sense. If you go out tonight and you see some of these girls, fee…

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Orson Welles Drank His Face Off

Orson Welles Drank His Face Off

Getting drunk is one thing. But getting totally wasted right before you film a TV commercial is what separates the part-time drinkers from the life-destroying booze-aholics. Raise a toast to Orson this weekend…or the next time you have to fil…

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Mischa Barton Hates Freedom

Mischa Barton Hates Freedom

So, apparently last night, Mischa Barton was arrested and taken to jail.  Unfortunately, this was not the start of a really awesome porno, but instead, real life.  People.com reports: The former star of “The O.C.,” 21, was stopped at 2:…

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