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Drunken Argument Friday: Nirvana vs The Jackson 5

Drunken Argument Friday: Nirvana vs The Jackson 5

Normally, our Drunken Arguments are centered around the idea of pitting two tenuously connected items together and judging their merits against one another, with the end result being a hilarious waste of time. Today, though, we’re going to t…

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Drunken Argument Friday: A Working iPhone 4 vs. The Chance to Punch Steve Jobs In the Face

Drunken Argument Friday: A Working iPhone 4 vs. The Chance to Punch Steve Jobs In the Face

  If there’s one thing we like more than drinking, it’s arguing about really important stuff, like if getting the chance to drill Steve Jobs with a fist to the face would be a sufficient resolution to the current iPhone 4 rec…

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Drunken Argument Friday: Living In Cleveland vs. Getting the Hell Out of Cleveland

Drunken Argument Friday: Living In Cleveland vs. Getting the Hell Out of Cleveland

  Recently, someone whose name we vow not to speak on this site for the foreseeable future made waves by deciding to high tail it out of Cleveland for the relative sun and fun of Miami.  Was it the right thing to do?  Right after enj…

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Drunken Argument Friday: Michael Jackson vs. Prince

Drunken Argument Friday: Michael Jackson vs. Prince

 It’s Friday, and you know what that means…we’re drunk.  But today, we’re drunk and dancing.  Specifically, we’re trying to nail down the choreography from Michael Jackson’s iconic "The Way Yo…

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Drunken Argument Friday: Moms vs. Dads

Drunken Argument Friday: Moms vs. Dads

  If there’s one thing we like more than drinking, it’s arguing about really important things, like if Moms are better than Dads. Here’s what it looks like when we do both at the same time:   Drunken Argument that Moms a…

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Drunken Argument Friday: Would You Rather Spend Christmas With the Cast of Jersey Shore or Insane Clown Posse?

Drunken Argument Friday: Would You Rather Spend Christmas With the Cast of Jersey Shore or Insane Clown Posse?

  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff, like if you’d rather spend Christmas with the cast of Jersey Shore, or with Insane Clown Posse.  Here’s what it sounds…

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Drunken Argument Friday: What’s Scarier, A Broken Condom or Choking Alone?

Drunken Argument Friday: What’s Scarier, A Broken Condom or Choking Alone?

  If there’s one thing we like to do on Halloween more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff, like what’s scarier: a broken condom when you’re having sex with a prostitute, or choking when you’re hom…

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Drunken Argument Friday: VW Beetle, or PT Cruiser?

Drunken Argument Friday: VW Beetle, or PT Cruiser?

  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff like if we would rather drive a Volkswagen Beetle, or a PT Cruiser.  Here’s what it sounds like when we do both at the same ti…

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Drunken Argument Friday: Would You Rather Fight the Foot Clan, or Cobra Kai?

Drunken Argument Friday: Would You Rather Fight the Foot Clan, or Cobra Kai?

  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff like if we would rather fight the Foot Clan from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, or the Cobra Kai Dojo from Karate Kid.  Here’s…

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Drunken Argument Friday: A Kid Selling Something or Jehovah’s Witnesses?

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  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff,  like what’s worse to have show up at your door: a Jehovah’s Witness, or a Kid Selling Something?  Here’s wh…

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Drunken Argument Friday: Chicago Pizza Vs New York Pizza

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  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff like which type of pizza is better. Here’s what it sounds like when when we do both at the same time.     The Drunke…

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