Normally, our Drunken Arguments are centered around the idea of pitting two tenuously connected items together and judging their merits against one another, with the end result being a hilarious waste of time. Today, though, we’re going to t…
If there’s one thing we like more than drinking, it’s arguing about really important stuff, like if getting the chance to drill Steve Jobs with a fist to the face would be a sufficient resolution to the current iPhone 4 rec…
Recently, someone whose name we vow not to speak on this site for the foreseeable future made waves by deciding to high tail it out of Cleveland for the relative sun and fun of Miami. Was it the right thing to do? Right after enj…
It’s Friday, and you know what that means…we’re drunk. But today, we’re drunk and dancing. Specifically, we’re trying to nail down the choreography from Michael Jackson’s iconic "The Way Yo…
If there’s one thing we like more than drinking, it’s arguing about really important things, like if Moms are better than Dads. Here’s what it looks like when we do both at the same time:
Drunken Argument that Moms a…
If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff, like if you’d rather spend Christmas with the cast of Jersey Shore, or with Insane Clown Posse. Here’s what it sounds…
If there’s one thing we like to do on Halloween more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff, like what’s scarier: a broken condom when you’re having sex with a prostitute, or choking when you’re hom…
If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff like if we would rather drive a Volkswagen Beetle, or a PT Cruiser. Here’s what it sounds like when we do both at the same ti…
If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff like if we would rather fight the Foot Clan from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, or the Cobra Kai Dojo from Karate Kid. Here’s…
If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff, like what’s worse to have show up at your door: a Jehovah’s Witness, or a Kid Selling Something? Here’s wh…
If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff like which type of pizza is better. Here’s what it sounds like when when we do both at the same time.
The Drunke…