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Have The Flu? Your Semen Is Probably To Blame

Have you ever been knee deep in your lady, give some of that really good sex stuff, then reached the point of climax, and then punctuated it with a vigorous string of sneezes, a high fever, burning eyes, and the hocking-up of phlegm? If so, then …

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Sex Is Not Supposed to Be Fun For Women

posted 05/29/2009
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When I lived in Chicago, there was a guy who lived in the building across the street from me that looked exactly like the guy in this video, and that guy used to have a bad habit: he would masturbate out the window. I would be sitting there wa…

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