Have you ever been knee deep in your lady, give some of that really good sex stuff, then reached the point of climax, and then punctuated it with a vigorous string of sneezes, a high fever, burning eyes, and the hocking-up of phlegm? If so, then …
When I lived in Chicago, there was a guy who lived in the building across the street from me that looked exactly like the guy in this video, and that guy used to have a bad habit: he would masturbate out the window. I would be sitting there wa…