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It Came from the WalMart $5 Bin: Scary or Die

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Look at the art on the box for this DVD, how could you not buy it? It features an evil clown. I couldn’t resist, despite not knowing anything else about the film. I refused to even read the back. Shut up and take my $5.

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How to Ruin Your Stock

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So you’ve decided you’re making too much money and want to destroy your customer base, good for you! There are many paths a business can take to destruction, from introducing something called a Segway to funding a Renny Harlin film. Another novel…

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14 Deleted Scenes You Won’t Find On The Star Wars Blu-Ray

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Today at Comic-Con the world got its first taste of the long-awaited deleted scenes that will be featured on the equally long-awaited Star Wars Blu-ray coming out later this year. Of course, seeing as it’s George Lucas we’re talking about, there wi…

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8 People You’ll Find at the Public Library

8 People You’ll Find at the Public Library

You will not see her at the library. Today, through no fault of my own, I found myself away from home and without Internet access. Since this shit-stain of a town doesn’t have a Starbucks, I was left with the unpleasant but necessary task of …

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Give-A-Wednesday: South Park Caption Contest Results

Give-A-Wednesday: South Park Caption Contest Results

Last Wednesday, we presented you with an opportunity to win the South Park Season 13 DVD Box Set (also available on BlueRay).   Mmm…You Know You Want It…   All you had to do to win this badass prize was come up with the best c…

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Midgets vs. Mascots Photo Caption Contest

Midgets vs. Mascots Photo Caption Contest

What’s better than midgets? People in mascots trying to beat the hell out of those midgets, of course.  That’s exactly what these guys were thinking when they made Midgets vs. Mascots.  Check out the trailer:    &nbs…

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Spoiler Alert: Richard’s Career Dies at the End

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Mr T Knows Fashion

Mr T Knows Fashion

  This is a  clip from Mr T’s Be Somebody or Be Somebody’s Fool,  which was a collection of lessons for children. You can find it on DVD and everything on it is as good as this clip, if not better, sucka.   Elena San…

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Morgan Freeman Is A Super Black Film Star

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Give-A-Wednesday: Arizona Diamondbacks WS DVD

Give-A-Wednesday: Arizona Diamondbacks WS DVD

Write a caption for this photo of Kate Beckinsale and her little red friend and you can win a copy of The Arizona Diamondbacks 2001 World Series Collector’s Edition DVD Set. It’s great for reminiscing back to a time when baseball player…

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Give-A-Wednesday: Win An LA Dodgers DVD Set

Give-A-Wednesday: Win An LA Dodgers DVD Set

Write a caption for the poor sap who got his jaw taken out to the ballgame and you can win a Los Angeles Dodgers 1988 World Series DVD Collection from A&E.com. You can relive the glory that was Orel Hershiser’s scoreless innings streak, …

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