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“I’m Going To Eat Your Face”: A Letter To My Chocolate Easter Bunny

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It’s seems as though it’s that special time of the year again, my darling. It’s that time of year that I unwrap you from your foil-y confines and consumes you. It’s a time of great joy for many, as they celebrate the resurrection of their lord and …

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It Has Finally Happened: Cars Are Eating People Now

It Has Finally Happened: Cars Are Eating People Now

It’s been a myth for many ages; tales of automobiles wakening and consuming those that have been tasked with changing their oil, screwing their lug nuts, and lifting their hoods. For so long this tale has only been spoken by those with tin f…

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