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25 Hungry, Hungry Politicians

Rick Perry Visits Iowa State Fair

At some point in time, campaign managers decided that, if you want a career in politics, people need to see you eating ice cream or corn dogs. So from that we got this whole gallery. Bonus points for Nixon for being extra creepy.

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How to Cook A Placenta

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For the past couple of days the internet has been abuzz with placenta talk. For the love of all that is good and pure in this world, I don’t know why. (Although, it may having something to do with this). But people have been searching it and that m…

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25 Awkward Hot Dog Eating Pics

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We’ve done galleries in the past that featured hot girls eating hot dogs and eating competitions, but there’s no denying the fact that if you’re not jamming 20 dogs down your hole or trying to look obscene eating one, you can̵…

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25 Filthy People Eating in the Bathroom

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Listen, you do not eat in the bathroom. YOU DO NOT EAT IN THE BATHROOM!

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Warning: This is a Video of a Woman That Appears to be Eating Her Own Poop

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Normally, if you wanted to find a video of someone eating or smelling butt-related objects you’d have to look up a little 2girls1cup action, but not anymore. Somehow someone has found a way to make fecal consumption a relatively Safe For Work activ…

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Holy Taco Helps Donna Simpson Become the World’s Fattest Woman

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In the last few years, weight has become a touchy subject. Like sexuality, race and penchant for buggery, it’s a subject that used to be open grounds for mockery but now, as times change, it is not. But unlike race and sexuality which are not cho…

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The Eat n’ Tool 10 Step Stress Test

The Eat n’ Tool 10 Step Stress Test

Recently, the good people at the Columbia River Knife and Tool Company sent me their Eat n’ Tool, an all purpose camping gadget that may one day save your life if you’re lost in the wilderness without a fork or a spoon and have to squar…

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25 Unappetizing Competitive Eating Pictures

25 Unappetizing Competitive Eating Pictures

  For reasons that will never be adequately explained, some people out there consider eating a sport.  Likely they also consider masturbating exercise, but that’s neither here nor there.  Eating as a contest continues to rise i…

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If You Got It, Flaunt It

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Holy Taco Tribute To Girl’s Eating Lollipops

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  Here at Holy Taco, we love tributes to the ladies.   We’ve done tributes to Naughty Nurse outfits, girls who like to party, and French Maid costumes. Today, we bring you a tribute to candy, and also the people who are eating …

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Don’t Mind Me

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