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All Children Should Be Allowed To Own Their Own Harrier Fighter Jets

It’s about time we all wised up and stopped treating out children like the children of old. Kids today are much smarter and much wiser than we in our youthful heydays could have imagined ourselves ever being. This is why I am in an uproar about thi…

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Practical Uses For Weird eBay Items

posted 06/29/2010
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Everyone knows eBay as that place on the internet where they can buy 78 pairs of used panty hose for 25 cents plus $15 shipping, and a jar of human souls for about $200 with free shipping. That is to say, it’s a place where you can buy crap y…

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Will You Please Take That Goblet Out of Your Vagina?

posted 03/06/2009
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Having trouble not putting things in your vagina? Well, worry no more because there is currently an ebay auction of a book called A Treatise On Foreign Bodies In Surgical Practice which is perfect for anyone who’s always getting things…

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If America Sold President Bush On Ebay

posted 01/12/2009
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America is broke. And when people are broke, well, they sell stuff on Ebay. So we decided to sell George W. and see what we could get for him.

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The Mother Of All Ebay Excuses

posted 08/07/2008
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The moment I saw this excuse for not paying off an ebay purchase, I laughed so hard I almost killed my son. Not because I think the death of a child is funny, but because this person is clearly lying. And it takes an extra special kind of person to…

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Man Sells Life On Ebay

posted 03/21/2008
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Wow, think he took that divorce pretty hard? What if no one buys his life? I’m smelling shame spiral followed by excessive drinking, followed by the alienating of his only friends. But, if his life does sell, then I’m tempted to sell…

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All Children Should Be Allowed To Own Their Own Harrier Fighter Jets

Practical Uses For Weird eBay Items

Will You Please Take That Goblet Out of Your Vagina?

If America Sold President Bush On Ebay

The Mother Of All Ebay Excuses

Man Sells Life On Ebay

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