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How the Elderly Understand the Internet

Your parents and grandparents are probably online now and that’s terrifying. Not because they might add you to Facebook or keep emailing you the same message because if they forward it to 10 friends they’ll get a free baked potato at Applebee’s but…

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10 Porn Stars Who Are Over the Age of 50

posted 12/03/2010
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They say youth is wasted on the young. That may be so, but as I’m about to demonstrate, porn is definitely wasted on the old. I’ve got nothing against old people. In fact, I prefer their company to people my own age. But when it comes t…

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Elderly Canadians Piss Away $11 Million Dollars

posted 11/04/2010
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Meet Allen and Violet Large. At first glance, they seem like your typical elderly couple. But dig a little deeper, and you’ll quickly find something much more sinister. For starters, they’re Canadian. I wish that was the biggest problem…

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This Ain’t Your Father’s Elks Lodge, B*tch

posted 09/09/2010
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So, you think you know what the Elks are all about? You think were just a bunch of stuffy old men sitting around, playing cards, talking about "the good old days" while we wait to die? Well think again, asshole! This Elks Lodge kicks so m…

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Are Your Grandparents Sexting?

posted 10/20/2009
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Sexting, or, "sex texting," is becoming a big problem among America’s teens. Luckily for parents, a lot of sites are posting some common sexting terms used by teenagers so they can keep tabs on what their children …

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If There’s 1 Thing Jesus Hates More than Computers, It’s Old People

posted 08/12/2009
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Old People Are Evil

posted 04/28/2009
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How the Elderly Understand the Internet

10 Porn Stars Who Are Over the Age of 50

Elderly Canadians Piss Away $11 Million Dollars

This Ain’t Your Father’s Elks Lodge, B*tch

Are Your Grandparents Sexting?

If There’s 1 Thing Jesus Hates More than Computers, It’s Old People

Old People Are Evil

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