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7 Things Not to Be Shocked by in 2012

As 2011 winds down and we all enjoy looking back at the previous year, keep in mind all the panicked moments that occurred. Then try to remember the same moments from 2010. And 2009. And 1999. And when they happen once again in 2012, remember t…

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Special Kitty Weighs in on the Republican Candidates

posted 05/30/2011
by Ian Fortey

Looks like the road to being the Republican candidate who will square off against Barack Obama is well under way, but the field isn’t wowing everyone. We checked in with everyone’s favorite meme Special Kitty to see what he thinks. Oh…

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How Donald Trump Takes On 6 Other Jobs

posted 04/27/2011
by Ian Fortey

Donald Trump is staying in the news not because he is news, but because all journalists have a very subversive sense of humor. Right now, Donald Trump is like the Sam Kinison of politic, he just keeps screeching this outrageously hilarious stuff a…

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How to Run For President Against Donald Trump

posted 04/18/2011
by Ian Fortey

So you’ve decided that society has decayed just to the point where you running for President isn’t quite as f*cktarded as you parents always told you it would be whenever they let you out of your cage to get hosed off. Good for you! The fact is n…

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5 Douchebags You’ll Encounter While Voting

posted 11/02/2010
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Are you a real American? It’s election day, bitches. I’m hesitant to even bring up the topic, since half of you are too lazy to vote, and the other half of you are convicted felons and, or filthy Canadians. But those of us who bothered …

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A Flowchart to Determine Which Party You Will Vote for In the Next Election

posted 10/20/2010
by ywang

The midterm election is only a few weeks away, and many people claim they are still undecided on how they will vote. These people are filthy liars. Deep down, you all know what you’re going to do, so don’t waste our time. Just take a l…

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5 People Obama Should Consider as a Running Mate for 2012

posted 10/05/2010
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In 2008, Barack Obama was on top of the world, and pundits were talking about a dramatic shift to the left in American politics. As it turns out, most of those pundits were *ssholes. If the presidential election were held tomorrow, Barry O. would g…

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Bacon Beats Fries!

posted 11/06/2008
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In what can’t be called a surprising result, Bacon was elected, what I can only assume, was president of the most awesome food in Denver on election day. And while Bacon handily won, I would’ve liked to have seen Bacon go up agai…

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CNN Anchor Calls Republican A C**t Twice

posted 10/14/2008
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CNN Anchor Calls Republican A C**t – Watch more free videos Remember that South Park episode when Jimmy went up to Wendy and said, “Stan says you are a c-cunt c-c-cunt” and before he can say “continuous source of inspiration&…

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Jessica Alba REALLY Wants You To Vote

posted 09/10/2008
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Voting is our right. Sure. We should all be allowed to vote. But if I don’t vote for whatever reason, I don’t want the chick who played the female lead in “The Eye” telling me I’m an asshole. I’m only an assh…

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Sarah Palin Is McCain’s V.P.: 40-Year-Old Dudes Happy

posted 08/28/2008
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Pictured above is John McCain’s V.P., Sarah Palin, the Governor of Alaska. I think in this picture she’s saying “See, where I’m pointing is the amount of blood flow to your penis before I walked over here, and over here on …

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7 Things Not to Be Shocked by in 2012

Special Kitty Weighs in on the Republican Candidates

How Donald Trump Takes On 6 Other Jobs

How to Run For President Against Donald Trump

5 Douchebags You’ll Encounter While Voting

A Flowchart to Determine Which Party You Will Vote for In the Next Election

5 People Obama Should Consider as a Running Mate for 2012

Bacon Beats Fries!

CNN Anchor Calls Republican A C**t Twice

Jessica Alba REALLY Wants You To Vote

Sarah Palin Is McCain’s V.P.: 40-Year-Old Dudes Happy

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