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MILF Monday: Elin Nordegren

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  Where You’ve Seen Her: Elin Nordegren made history being the wife of Tiger Woods; now, she’s made Legendary status by divorcing him in a $750 Million Dollar Settlement, though sources say she’s getting only $100 Millio…

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A Comprehensive List of Tiger’s Mistresses

A Comprehensive List of Tiger’s Mistresses

If you’re surprised by all the recent news regarding Tiger Woods and his menagerie of sluts, try to remember this: Tiger’s been obsessed with golf his whole life, which means that in high school he never got laid at all, so obviously he…

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A Flowchart to Determine If You Can Get Away With Having a Mistress

A Flowchart to Determine If You Can Get Away With Having a Mistress

If Tiger Woods has taught us anything, it’s that having a mistress is tough work.  That’s why we’ve decided to create this handy flowchart to help you determine if you’ll be able to get away with it:  

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Oh, Look! A Tiger Woods Flash Game!

Oh, Look! A Tiger Woods Flash Game!

  Do you find yourself wondering how it feels to be a world-famous golfer trying to outrun your homocidal wife while she’s trying to bash your brains in with the tool of your trade? Well now you can find out, with this Tiger Woods flash …

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Elin Nordegren

Elin-Nordegren

  Where You’ve Seen Her: Elin Nordegren is someone we used to know as Tiger’s hot wife…now she’s Tiger’s hot wife who he cheated on with Rachel Uchitel.  And not surprisingly, everyone’s asking the obvi…

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Milf Monday: Elin Nordegren

Milf Monday: Elin Nordegren

Age: 28 Where you’ve seen her: Elin Nordegren can usually be found getting up and down on Tiger Woods. Tantalizing tidbit: A couple years ago, nude photos of a woman claiming to be Elin were found on, you guessed it, the Internet. The photos …

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