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Kristin Davis (A-Rod’s Madam, Not The Sex And The City One)

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  Where You’ve Seen Her: Kristin Davis was a popular Manhattan Madam who is said to have boned A-Rod and provided him with several of her call-girls over the course of a year. (She also gave whores, hookers, sluts and cum dumpsters to El…

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8 Shocking Celebrity Personalized License Plates

8 Shocking Celebrity Personalized License Plates

Sometimes it’s not enough to just drive a nice car. You have to let the people on the road know what you’re all about, through use of the 7 digits in your license plate. Here’s 8 celebrities that have plates that you may find sho…

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Ashley Dupre Shares Spitzer Thoughts

Ashley Dupre Shares Spitzer Thoughts

If you really break it down, penises are far, far inferior to vaginas. Let me explain that statement by referencing the original cast of Beverly Hills 90210. See, a penis is like Brian Austin Green’s character “David Silver.”: …

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Ashlee Dupre Wears A Bikini For Less Than 4000/Hr.

Ashlee Dupre Wears A Bikini For Less Than 4000/Hr.

Let’s see…Ashley Dupre…that name rings a bell doesn’t it? Was she that old woman who sued McDonald’s after their coffee burned her? No, that’s not her. Was she that big-breasted woman who used to run on the field…

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Spitzer Has Second Prostitute

Spitzer Has Second Prostitute

Eliot Spitzer can not be satisfied by just one prostitute.  No no friends, as Rob Base and DJ E-Z Rock would say “It takes two to make a thing go right.”  Nypost.com reports: Disgraced former Gov. Eliot Spitzer has been identified as a…

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Exclusive: Why Spitzer Really Paid So Much

Exclusive: Why Spitzer Really Paid So Much

Why did Eliot Spitzer feel the need to drop $4,100 on two hours with a prostitute? What kind of sex could possibly cost that much? To get these answers, I went right to the source and talked to Dennis Hof, owner of the world famous Bunny Ranch in C…

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Spitzer’s Whore Is At It Again

Spitzer’s Whore Is At It Again

Covering the “whores who had sex with governors” beat is a lot busier than I had expected. In addition to having sexual congress with New York’s ex-governor, our girl Ashley Dupre (aka Spitzer’s Swallower) apparently appeare…

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Eliot Spitzer’s Hooker In Music Video

Eliot Spitzer’s Hooker In Music Video

Eliot Spitzer Prostitute in music video – Watch more free videos A lot of things can drive a person towards becoming a prostitute. One of them is having to listen to this God awful song more than once. I listened to half of it and considered…

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Would You Pay $40,000 for Scarlett Johansson?

Would You Pay $40,000 for Scarlett Johansson?

When I heard Eliot Spitzer paid $4,100 dollars an hour for his hooker, I thought that was a lot of money to pay for a hooker. You could buy a 2002 Hyundai Accent for that much. Although I think it’s probably more socially acceptable to pay fo…

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Creepy Or Sexy? Eliot Spitzer’s Whore

Creepy Or Sexy? Eliot Spitzer’s Whore

This, my friends, is “Kristen,” a.k.a the alleged call girl New York Governor Eliot Spitzer allegedly paid $4,100 dollars to bang for one hour. Now, I look at this picture and think, “Would I pay $4,100 dollars to bang this woman…

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Politicians Only Apologize For Whores

Politicians Only Apologize For Whores

Eliot Spitzer isn’t only unfaithful politician – Watch more free videos It seems that if you’re a politician, you can steal money, screw over tax payers, give kickbacks to your friends, and generally be a horrible human being, and …

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