Elisha Cuthbert Frolics In Bikini

Photo courtesy of egotastic

This is Elisha Cuthbert at the beach.  She was hanging out with her boyfriend Dion Phaneuf who is apparently a hockey player.  I’m assuming that he’s not pictured because he’s laying on his stomach trying to hide the fact that he has an erection.  I’m not saying that Elisha is soooo unbelievably hot that he would have obviously have an erection, I’m more saying that swim trunks have a silky smooth lining that your penis just assumes is a vagina.

I was really confused when I saw this above picture, as to why Elisha is running but then I found this picture.

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Taco Belle: Elisha Cuthbert

Age: 25

Where you’ve seen her: Elisha Cuthbert played the only porn star you never get to see have sex in 2004’s The Girl Next Door. Now she’s known as Jack Bauer’s daughter on 24. You know how you know that? Because JACK BAUER YELLS EVERYTHING HE SAYS. INCLUDING STUFF ABOUT HIS DAUGHTER.

Tantalizing tidbit: When she was seven she appeared on the Canadian children’s show called “Popular Mechanics For Kids.” Which, oddly enough, wasn’t that popular. (Have you heard of it?)

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