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Gallery: 18 Creepy Elmo Pictures

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At a certain point, I’m going to have to explain to my two-year-old that Elmo is not real — he’s just a puppet, controlled by an ordinary human man with a taste for male jailbait.

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Shut the Hell Up About Katy Perry’s Rack

Shut the Hell Up About Katy Perry’s Rack

By Oscar the Grouch I’ve been doing this awful show for 41 years, and during that time, I’ve had the privilege of witnessing cameos from some real hot skanks. Kelly Bundy herself, Christina Applegate, somehow blew her way onto the set. …

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