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The Traumatizing Stages of an Emergency Number-Two

Let’s get really immature here: taking a nice, relaxing number-two in your own home is one of the great small, daily joys in life. In our own homes, around everything that makes us comfortable, that’s where we drop our best deuces. When we’re away …

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9 Funny 911 Calls

posted 12/10/2009
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911 dispatch is the core of our law enforcement system, and it’s helped billions of people over its 41-year existence. One major complaint from 911 operators, though, is that the service is so often under-utilized. People only call for r…

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A Flowchart To Determine If You Should Call 911

posted 09/18/2009
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Being in an emergency situation is incredibly stressful and confusing. It’s like having sex with a girl who’s way too hot to be banging you, except without as much screaming and crying. Luckily, flowcharts were invented to he…

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It’s A McNugget Emergency!

posted 03/03/2009
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If you work at a McDonald’s and you take someone’s McNugget order, but you have no McNuggets…well, you should probably go to jail. According to TheSmokingGun.com: MARCH 3–Angered that her local McDonald’s was ou…

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The Traumatizing Stages of an Emergency Number-Two

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A Flowchart To Determine If You Should Call 911

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