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Why Jessica Biel Should Be Engaged To Me, And Not Justin Timberlake

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Hey Jessica, See how I start this whole thing with Hey instead of the more formal Hello? That’s the kind of closeness you’ll get with me. I don’t mess around with the awkward first months of a relationship. I cut right to chummy, loving Heys and fa…

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Hilary Duff Pictures

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  Where You’ve Seen Her: Hilary Duff is a household name in the western world.  Getting her start in the hit show Lizzie McGuire and several terrible movies, she eventually started her own clothing line ‘Stuff for Duff’,…

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Jamie Lynn Spears Engaged

Jamie Lynn Spears Engaged

If you’re scoring at home on your white trash checklist for Jamie Lynn Spears, go ahead and cross off “getting engaged at 16.” Usmagazine.com reports: Jamie Lynn Spears and boyfriend Casey Aldridge out and about in Kentwood, Loui…

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Scarlett Johansson Won’t Have Sex With You Now

Scarlett Johansson Won’t Have Sex With You Now

If you figured Scarlett Johansson was sad and alone and that you were the one who would sweep her off her feet…well you’re a retard if you thought that. According to HollywoodRag.com she is now engaged to Ryan Reynolds: The ‘Lost …

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