March 26th, 2008 | 06:00

If you’re scoring at home on your white trash checklist for Jamie Lynn Spears, go ahead and cross off “getting engaged at 16.” Usmagazine.com reports:
Jamie Lynn Spears and boyfriend Casey Aldridge out and about in Kentwood, Louisiana on February 10, 2008.
INFphoto.comPregnant 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears and boyfriend Casey Aldridge are engaged, his cousin, Tina Robinson, confirms to Usmagazine.com.“He proposed a few days ago, and she accepted,” Robinson tells Us.
I wonder if Spears family has a weekly meeting where the mom stands in front of a white board and the following occurs:
MOM SPEARS: Okay, what are we doing this week to make us more white trash?
BRITNEY: Well, I was thinking of leaving my house wearing a see-through top and no bra and just walking aimlessly down the street.
MOM SPEARS: Good, good. Jamie Lynn?
JAMIE LYNN: (Thinking) Slaughter a pig in the middle of the promenade mall?
MOM SPEARS: Hmmm, no, we don’t want them PETA folk on us.
DAD SPEARS: How about she announces she’s gettin’ engaged even though she’s only 16, and then I’ll announce I’m gonna buy her a car with my Marlboro points.
MOM SPEARS: I like it. Cept you already used your Marlboro points on that kayak we used for firewood.
Anyway, here’s a photoshop rendering of what Jamie Lynn will look like in three years. Check it after the jump:
engaged, Jamie Lynn Spears




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