entertainment – Holytaco

7 Weird Celebrity Baby Names And Their Origins

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by Jim Tews

Obviously, this article was inspired by Jay-Z and Beyonce’s latest work, Blue Ivy. It’s not a new album or some sort of designer fragrance, it’s a baby. If you didn’t already know this, then you don’t hang around with …

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7 Better Things To Do With Simon Cowell’s Salary, Other Than Giving It To Simon Cowell

posted 04/13/2011
by Jim Tews

Simon Cowell, the jowly, sour face of American Idol as we know it, makes $208,000… PER DAY! He’s not even doing anything cool with that money. He’s been wearing the same three Brooks Brothers shirts since 2002. You could do a lot …

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Hey MTV, We Got Your Jersey Shore Spinoffs Right Here!

posted 04/08/2011
by Jim Tews

Great news for those of you who were hoping to see more of the Jersey Shore cast members on television! (I’m addressing you here because there’s no way I’d speak to you in real life.) MTV has green lit spinoffs for Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Paul “DJ…

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Holy Taco’s Lessons In How To Be a Modern Gentleman

posted 03/29/2011
by Jim Tews

World renowned fashion designer and filmmaker, Tom Ford, recently issued these five mandates for those who want to live like modern gentlemen. While we do respect Mr. Ford’s opinions and his desire to make the rest of us bourgeois, we find hi…

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