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An Analysis of Glamour.com’s “10 Common Phrases That Turn Him On”

Glamour.com Article

There’s no shortage of websites and magazines that claim to hold the secrets to great sex or a better love life or how to make your broken, spiteful relationship with your meth dealer look as enchanting as the cover of a Fabio romance novel. Glamou…

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Viagra In Condoms Further Helps You Have Sex With People You Don’t Like

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If you’re one of those guys that hates using condoms because when you do your tallywacker becomes so bored that it wonders why you woke it up in the first place, then the wonderful world of science is currently developing a product just for you. Fu…

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The Inner Monologue of an Unwanted Erection

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Man, I’m tired. Been sleeping all day. What time is it? One? Is that am or…nope, pm. One in the afternoon. Looks like I’m at work, too. Awesome, not like I have better places to be than trapped behind a wall of cotton-poly in a room fu…

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Drunken Argument Friday: Having a Constant Boner, or Never Having a Boner?

Drunken Argument Friday: Having a Constant Boner, or Never Having a Boner?

  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff, like if it would be more worse to have a boner all the time, or to never be able to have a boner at all.  Here’s what it soun…

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