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A Pre-Cap of LeBron James’ ESPN Hour-Long Signing Announcement Special

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We don’t generally like to toot our own horns around here in the Holy Taco office, but this is probably because our interns do such a mighty fine job at (insert reference to inter-office sexual favors) for us. But today, we somehow manag…

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ESPN’s Internal Memo Regarding 3-D TV

posted 01/05/2010
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ESPN recently began demonstrating its 3-D TV technology, which allows viewers to watch televised sporting events in 3-D. ESPN expects the technology to change the sports viewing experience, but we recently intercepted an inner-office memo whic…

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Rejected ESPN Body Issue Photo Spreads

posted 10/08/2009
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In an attempt to combat The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, ESPN Magazine has created "The Body Issue", featuring naked athletes, which hits newstands tomorrow. Unfortunately, it’s a lot harder to find super-hot athletes tha…

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Emmitt Smith Has A Knack For Word Talking

posted 02/03/2008
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Dear ESPN, I don’t understand anything that Emmitt Smith has ever said. Sincerely, Holy Taco

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ESPN’s Chris Berman Swears When He’s Angry

posted 01/31/2008
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Chris Berman Loses His Cool – Watch more free videos I enjoyed this video of an irate Chris Berman so much that I transcribed it. Somehow it makes it funnier to read along. According to ESPN’s Chris Berman: “When I’m doinR…

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A Pre-Cap of LeBron James’ ESPN Hour-Long Signing Announcement Special

ESPN’s Internal Memo Regarding 3-D TV

Rejected ESPN Body Issue Photo Spreads

Emmitt Smith Has A Knack For Word Talking

ESPN’s Chris Berman Swears When He’s Angry

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