Eva Mendes Topless

So, once again, somebody talked a really hot chick into being topless under the guise of “it’s art.”  This time it was Eva Mendes and the smooth talking editor was from Italian Vogue.   Except this time, they went so arty, that to be honest, I’m not really that excited by these pictures.  It looks kind of like the photos that my dad took of some ex-girlfriend he had in 1955 that I found in a shoe box labeled “Wrenches” underneath a bunch of crap in our shed.  I guess the hotter and more famous the chick, the more artsy you have to tell them the photos will be, which means we’ll see Miley Cyrus naked only if she’s covered in the blood of dead nazis and the photos are being taken by Jesus Christ.  Anyway, click the little pics below to get rid of Eli Manning’s face.

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Eva Mendes Loves To Do Drugs

They tried to make Eva Mendes go to rehab and she said, “No no…” oh wait. She said “yes yes yes.” According to DailyStab.com:

Eva Mendes has entered rehab for substance abuse.  She is at the famous Cirque Lodge, near Sundance where Lindsay Lohan stayed. And she’s been there for several weeks already, WOW!  We wish her the best. 

Her rep says: “Eva has been working hard for the past year and made a positive decision to take some much-needed time off to proactively attend to some personal issues that, while not critical, she felt deserved some outside professional support. Out of respect for Eva’s privacy, we do not wish to discuss further details.”

To me, “proactively attending to some personal issues” usually means drinking straight from the Heineken Mini Keg in my fridge. But if she’d prefer to go to a spa instead of waking up on the floor of her tiny apartment wearing one pant leg and half a condom, then good for her.

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