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Why We Can’t Sneeze With Our Eyes Open

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As the myth goes, if you sneeze with your eyes open your eyes will pop out of your head. This is has long since been disproven, but it doesn’t change the fact that our eyes do indeed close when we sneeze. You can force them open with your fingers or…

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Attention United Kingdom Contact Lens Users: WTF Is Wrong With You?!

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I’m not perfect. Like all of us, I can be better. Sometimes I’ll fall asleep with my glasses on, and maybe every once in a while I’ll adjust my contacts after giving my wiener a nice, firm stretch-n-pull to get them all loosey-goosey on a hot day. …

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Cats Can Be Such Bastards to Ugly People With Eyes

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I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter In My Eye (Oh, It Is)

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter In My Eye (Oh, It Is)

I used to think those fancy spas were just full of rich women getting overpriced pedicures and putting some faux-exotic European-sounding “treatments” like mango oils or rutabaga essence rubbed into their hair. But this spa in Philly (o…

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