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Improving Your Life Story With Facebook’s New Timeline

Improving Your Life Story With Facebook’s New Timeline

image via mashable.com Hey loser, wanna look better online? Sure, we all do. Thanks to Facebook’s new “Timeline” mode, you totally can! A lot of people are bitching and whining about it because it lacks “privacy” or som…

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Follow Holy Taco on Twitter and Facebook!

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Were you aware we exist on Facebook and Twitter and that, on both, every day, we’re giving away dozens of free sandwiches? It’s true, we are! And by true we mean not true. We have no sandwiches. We do post funny photos and jokes you…

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Wuh-Whoa! Your Twitter and Facebook Posts Affect Your Chances At Getting a Job!

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Reppler posted the resutls of a recent survey of 300 people in suits who are in charge of, or at least part of the hiring process where they work has shown that what you’re putting on your social media outlets could be keeping you from gettin…

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A List Of Potential Future Facebook Changes That Will Inevitably Annoy You

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Great news everybody, Facebook has gone and changed things up again! They just keep rearranging the furniture to try and make their crumby studio apartment look like a classy mansion. Stop it, Facebook! You have a bajillion (estimated) and they rel…

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According To A New Study, Humans Prefer Writing Status Updates To Flushing Away Their Poop

Facebook vs Flushing Toilets

If a Jigsaw-like serial murderer kidnapped you and posed you with this very simple question, how would you respond? Which is more important to you, Facebook or using the toilet to do whatever it is you do with toilets? Seems like a simple question,…

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Facebook Is Judging You By Your Favorite Restaurants Now

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According to a recent Mashable article, Facebook has revealed their most checked-into establishments. Starbucks, Buffalo Wild Wings, and Chili’s topped the list. So, there you have it; Facebook users love free wi-fi and so-so coffee, wings, a…

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High School Chicks Are Legally Allowed To Post Racy Pics On Facebook? Allllllriiiiiight!

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Guest Editorial Written By Your Town’s Creepy Pervert Guy Man, used to be I had to hop in my Beast Machine (my ’93 Corolla) and cruse around high school parking lots at around three’o’clock if I wanted to get an eye-load of primo high school chick …

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The Minuses of Google+

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Google Plus is touted as the Facebook killer presumably someone has been waiting for. If you have such intense feelings invested in Facebook or social media at all you probably need to leave the computer and have a nice tea, but whatever. That as…

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ThankYourWank.com Let’s You Thank People That You Have Masturbated To

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We get a lot of Emails from our bosses and various employees at Break Media filled with links and suggestions for things we should write about – maybe a weird news story or a strange website. Normally the links we’re sent aren’t worthy of a write u…

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How Facebook Lost 6 Million US Subscribers

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If you’re wandering around the internet lately, you’re seeing stories about the Facebook site that the Zuckercorn boy owns. Either it’s about their inflated evaluation which may be a scam from investors or its about how the massive social networki…

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Are You Following Holy Taco on Twitter and Facebook?

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Did you know Holy Taco is on that Twitter thing? And the Facebook? Oh yeah. If you follow, all your dreams will come true. If you don’t, it’s not like anything bad will happen. Except Michael Bay will keep making sequels to the Tran…

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