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How to Fail an SNL Monologue

Saturday Night Live has been on TV since pilgrims landed at Plymouth Rock and observed topical humor about Pocahontas and beavers before screaming “live from New Amsterdam it’s Saturday Night” at about 6 PM to a handful of Puritans who didn’t much c…

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25 Reasons to Stay Home This Spring Break

posted 03/12/2012
by Ian Fortey

Spring Break is a wild party. But it’s also this stuff. Beware.

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Holytaco Buzz: Prostitute Transforms into Donkey

posted 10/27/2011
by Noah G

Damn you, Donkeys who can transform into prostitutes! At least that’s what a Zimbabwe man claimed when arrested for having sex with one. His story is very straight forward – he paid a prostitute, and upon their intercourse, she magica…

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The Morning Jolt Redux – Occupy Wall Street Fail

posted 10/22/2011
by Ian Fortey

The Morning Jolt Redux – Occupy Wall Street Fail

Our old friend Ross Everett is back, getting to the bottom of #OWS

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The Pope Dope: 5 Epic Papal Fails

posted 09/27/2011
by Ian Fortey

Today, in 1590, Pope Urban VII died. He had been the Pope for 13 days. Not even two bloody weeks. Official cause of death? Malaria, which is a lot cooler than what most people died from in 1590 (living past 30). During his papacy, Urban enacte…

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25 People Who Fail at Dressing Themselves

posted 09/08/2011
by Ian Fortey

If you’ve been in public before you’ve probably run afoul of at least one bonehead who looks like they drink varnish before getting dressed. Well, it’s an epidemic. Look at these knuckleheads.

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25 Inappropriate Restaurant Names

posted 08/31/2011
by Ian Fortey

A restaurant only has its name to sell itself on if you’ve never been there before or heard a recommendation. A place like McDonald’s isn’t telling you much, but it’s also not telling you it serves ass pie. There are peopl…

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25 Sorry Self Picture Fails

posted 08/22/2011
by Ian Fortey

Since the advent of cell phone cameras people have been craftily take their own photos in bathroom mirrors in an effort to look either cool or alluring. Often times this backfires terribly. Behold!

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8 of Our Favorite Autocorrect Fails

posted 03/08/2011
by Ian Fortey

Damn You Autocorrect sure is popular these days, with users submitting their hi-larious images of autocorrect making their innocent chats into raucous and wonky miscommunications that are in no way reminiscent of videos of people “accidentall…

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