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Interviews with Workers Like Shane from Walmart (If They Were Actually Real)

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A series of bulletin board warnings from the exasperated manager of “Shane from Walmart” have gone viral, even though his wacky insubordination is hopelessly, transparently fake. How do we know? Here’s what would happen to irrevere…

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Holytaco Buzz: Sh*t To Gold Fail

Holytaco Buzz: Sh*t To Gold Fail

Is that gold you’re looking at, or feces?  If you’re wondering why I ask, it’s because a man from Ireland tried smelting his sh*t into gold and selling it for millions.  The end result?  A burned down apartment and jail time.  At …

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Waiting for the Punch Line at the End of the Charlie Sheen Rollercoaster

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I decided about three days ago to stop writing about Charlie Sheen once it became abundantly clear his zany behavior was simply orchestrated for attention, the world’s most preposterous publicity stunt towards an end that probably doesn’t matter. …

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Totally BS Profile: Evan Rachel Wood

Totally BS Profile:  Evan Rachel Wood

You might know Evan Rachel Wood as the chick with a dude’s name who is engaged to Marilyn Manson, except that she isn’t anymore. She still has a dude’s name and all, but Manson will no longer be Mr. Evan Rachel because none of th…

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The Blood Bunny Movie Trailer

The Blood Bunny Movie Trailer

Blood Bunny – Watch more Funny Videos This Easter, Prepare…To…Dye!   Sexy Cheerleaders! Oh, wait…(TotalProSports) Should We Pay College B-Ball Players? (BleacherReport) 14 Inventive Bathroom Ads (SuperTremendous) How to…

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Japan Has Finally Perfected the Fauxgina

Japan Has Finally Perfected the Fauxgina

  Just in time for Valentine’s Day: Japan has introduced the most hi-tech pocket pussy ever.  It’s like the Death Star of fake vaginas.  It even kind of looks like the Death Star on the flythrough part.  They donR…

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News You Won’t Believe Is Real

News You Won’t Believe Is Real

There have been a lot of weird news stories popping up over the past week, so we decided to cover all of them in the best way possible: by making a fake Weekly World News-style magazine cover to emphasize how ridiculous these stories seem, and then …

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That Plant Looks Fake

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Video Proof – Michael Jackson is Still Alive!

Video Proof – Michael Jackson is Still Alive!

  FAKE! No glove, no moonwalk.   25 Sexiest Celebrity Cowgirl Photos (Manofest) Irina Sheik Hotness (TotallyCrap) 12 Hottest Swimsuit Videos (Maxim) Kristen Renton Sexy Gallery (AskMen) Heidi Montags Bikini Pics (HollywoodTuna) Why You Do…

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How To: Look Like You’re Working All Day, Even When You’re Not

How To: Look Like You’re Working All Day, Even When You’re Not

8 hours is a long-ass time to be doing work every day.  Luckily, there are about a million ways to look like you’re working when you’re actually not doing jack-shit.  Faking an entire day of work will take some real skill, and …

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Fake/Gay

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Aubrey O’Day’s Giant Boobs (TheDailyFix)   Robot Chicken At Comicon (AdultSwim)   Two Chicks Fight (EvilChili)   Leslie In The Shower (GorillaMask)   Playmates Are On Twitter (Coed)   The 50 Best Infographics (Bl…

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