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The New Kardashian Family Christmas Card Has Been Releaahh who cares?

Ladies and Gentlemen, it seems we have some breaking news coming in to the Holy Taco Newsplex. It appears that the famed Kardashian family has just released their annual family Christmas card and…well, all them bastards can go to hell and burn in t…

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Becoming The Perfect Family UnitThrough Plastic Surgery

posted 07/27/2010
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We can’t choose our families, but nowadays, in this ultra-sleek modern world of fancy touch screen phones, flying cars, and full meals in pill form, we can certainly choose the look of our family. And that ‘s really all that matters, is…

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“Oh, I Can’t Decide. Let’s Just Take ALL OF THEM!!!”

posted 03/25/2010
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The Ugliest Family In The History of Families

posted 12/23/2009
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Overheard at Thanksgiving

posted 11/30/2009
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Everyone’s family is insane. This is why, whenever you go home for the holidays and hang out with your third cousins and your 90-year old grandmother, you always manage to hear things that are either slightly racist, totally ridiculou…

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Ask Holy Taco: Thanksgiving Questions

posted 11/25/2009
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We receive dozens of emails every single day in which readers ask us a wide variety of questions. Usually these questions are way too stupid to answer, but recently we’ve received a lot of Thanksgiving-oriented questions, so we t…

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What Other People Are Thinking When You’re Traveling

posted 11/24/2009
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If you’re anything like 70% of the country who loves their family, there’s a good chance that you’ll be traveling over the next few days. Traveling is stressful for you, but some people don’t realize how stressful it i…

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Good Job, Children!

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What You’re Really Having For Thanksgiving

posted 11/23/2009
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5 Things Your Family Will Want To Talk About At Thanksgiving

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Thanksgiving is a time for being with your family, and each year millions of fairly intelligent people venture across the country to spend a few days and an enormous meal with the uneducated, borderline-retarded families that they managed to escape …

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Thanksgiving Bingo Card

posted 11/20/2009
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Thanksgiving is right around the corner, and that means a dull-filled day of sitting around with your annoying family members that you only see once a year eating tons and tons of food and listening to them bitch at one another. Hopefully this…

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The New Kardashian Family Christmas Card Has Been Releaahh who cares?

Becoming The Perfect Family UnitThrough Plastic Surgery

“Oh, I Can’t Decide. Let’s Just Take ALL OF THEM!!!”

The Ugliest Family In The History of Families

Overheard at Thanksgiving

Ask Holy Taco: Thanksgiving Questions

What Other People Are Thinking When You’re Traveling

Good Job, Children!

What You’re Really Having For Thanksgiving

5 Things Your Family Will Want To Talk About At Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving Bingo Card

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