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Please Stop Pole Dancing, Dad

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Hey Dad, Hope you’re not totally caught off guard by this letter, but there’s an issue that myself and the rest of the family have to bring to your attention. It’s about your pole dancing. We’ve been supporting you for long e…

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A 3-Step Guide To Drinking Alone on St. Patrick’s Day

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This Saturday is St. Patrick’s Day, a day when everyone pretends they actually like the Irish so they can have an excuse to show up to work on Church on Sunday hung over and reeking of beer and someone else’s vomit. But some people aren’t fortune en…

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The New Kardashian Family Christmas Card Has Been Releaahh who cares?

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Ladies and Gentlemen, it seems we have some breaking news coming in to the Holy Taco Newsplex. It appears that the famed Kardashian family has just released their annual family Christmas card and…well, all them bastards can go to hell and burn in t…

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Becoming The Perfect Family UnitThrough Plastic Surgery

Becoming The Perfect Family UnitThrough Plastic Surgery

We can’t choose our families, but nowadays, in this ultra-sleek modern world of fancy touch screen phones, flying cars, and full meals in pill form, we can certainly choose the look of our family. And that ‘s really all that matters, is…

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“Oh, I Can’t Decide. Let’s Just Take ALL OF THEM!!!”

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The Ugliest Family In The History of Families

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Overheard at Thanksgiving

Overheard at Thanksgiving

  Everyone’s family is insane. This is why, whenever you go home for the holidays and hang out with your third cousins and your 90-year old grandmother, you always manage to hear things that are either slightly racist, totally ridiculou…

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Ask Holy Taco: Thanksgiving Questions

Ask Holy Taco: Thanksgiving Questions

  We receive dozens of emails every single day in which readers ask us a wide variety of questions.  Usually these questions are way too stupid to answer, but recently we’ve received a lot of Thanksgiving-oriented questions, so we t…

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What Other People Are Thinking When You’re Traveling

What Other People Are Thinking When You’re Traveling

If you’re anything like 70% of the country who loves their family, there’s a good chance that you’ll be traveling over the next few days.  Traveling is stressful for you, but some people don’t realize how stressful it i…

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Good Job, Children!

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What You’re Really Having For Thanksgiving

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