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My Completely Irrational Decision Making Process For Picking My Fantasy Football Team

I like football. I’m a man. I enjoy it when men engage in competitive massive brain trauma competitions. The closer the men get to a vegetative state of brain dead-ness, the louder I cheer. I can never be one of those men, mostly because my long da…

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Damn You Dustin Keller, Damn You to Hell

posted 12/07/2010
by Ian Fortey

Damn You Dustin Keller, Damn You to Hell

My Fantasy Football season is now over. After 13 gut-wrenching weeks of utter nonsense, I have absolutely nothing to show for it. Fantasy Football is a waste of time to begin with. I acknowledge that fact, and it’s precisely the reason I feel…

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Teaching Someone About Fantasy Football Is Difficult

posted 09/08/2008
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The following conversation is between an American guy and an Irish guy who are in a fantasy football league together. The Irish guy has never participated in a fantasy football league before and has very little understanding of the sport itself. He…

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If Gods Were Drafted Like Fantasy Football

posted 08/25/2008
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With fantasy football right around the corner, we wondered what it would be like if you had to draft your Lord and Savior the same way you drafted your fantasy football team. Can Buddha lead your soul to victory, or is he better suited as your flex …

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